What got knocked out of the top of the nooz for the Verklempt Elmer Gantry that is Glenn Beckkk?

[Stinky The Clown]

19 were killed in a shootout in the Caucus region of Russia.

Seven US troops were killed in Afghanistan.

HUD has announced two new programs to try to revive the housing market.

Flooding continues in Pakistan.




But the top story is The Great Grifter Gathering featuring the two mast craven panderers on the planet: Glenn and Sarah.


In a related story, the number of full time employed professional news editors approaches zero as five more were given their walking papers by several of the last news organizations continuing to employ them: Cat Fanciers Magazine, Pen World Magazine, and Model Railroading.

[SpiralHawk]

1. "Oh noes. Hell in a handbasket." - Cat Fanciers

[Warpy]

2. "Verklempt Elmer Gantry?"

Stinky, I'm stealing that one!

[Mimosa]

3. Me, too

Or maybe not. Burt Lancaster , who played Gantry, was so darned goodlooking. Beck? *gag*

[ladjf]

5. Yea, and Jean Simmons looked a hell of a lot better than Palin. nt

[Stinky The Clown]

4. Make copies and send it to all your friends, too.