***DUzy Awards for week ending May 18, 2007***

[JeffR]

Welcome to the DUzy Awards, honoring tremendous tomfoolery, terrific tantrums and tempestuous tee-hees from this week on DU. Congratulations to this week's winners!

The embarrassingly well-endowed DUzies will be announced every Friday, if I get around to it. Previous awards can be found in my journal.

Note to Mods: Skinner has authorized the DUzy Awards to be posted in GD.

Special thanks this week to bleever, ih8thegop, stellanoir, rosesaylavee, Buzz Clik, merh, Swamp Rat, Moochy, EstimatedProphet and NanceGreggs for their invaluable assistance. Shame about that locked thread! And props to the late Reverend Falwell, who finally did something to make the world a better place.

On a thread by dajoki:

      On carrier Cheney said United States must hold firm in Iraq and confront Iran if necessary
"Vice President Dick Cheney used the setting of an aircraft carrier in the Persian Gulf to deliver a stern message to Iran today..."

response #10 by rocknation:

      Mods, please lock this thread
It's a duplicate of the one in which Bush stood on a carrier and said the United States must hold firm in Iraq!

GDP, May 11, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x3260652

On a thread by Poiuyt:

      Mary Cheney's book is now selling for $.07 on Amazon
To be fair, those are used copies, though you can get new copies for $1.89...

response #4 by Tesla:

      The one titled "The Only Dick I Love is Daddy"?

GD, May 11, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x871140

On a thread by babylonsister:

      Three US firms recall beef
"A Michigan firm is voluntarily recalling about 129,000 pounds of beef products due to possible contamination with E coli..."

response #6 by TahitiNut:

      These people should hire Al Gonzales so they don't have to do this.
After all, Abu Gonzo is the nation's foremost expert in avoiding recall. "Beef? I don't recall!"

:evilgrin:

GD, May 12, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x872652

On a thread by Eugene:

      (Tommy) Thompson Revises Apology on Gay Comment - AP
"Tommy Thompson cited a dead hearing aid and an urgent need to use the bathroom in explaining on Saturday why he said at
a GOP presidential debate that an employer should be allowed to fire a gay worker..."

response #4 by Lobster Martini:

      The "I misspoke because I can't hear myself piddle" defense...
Haven't heard that one for a while.

I can't think of anything to write that doesn't make me laugh too hard to type, make me piddle in the chair and leave me deaf.

GDP, May 12, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x3261643

On a thread by Rabrrrrrr:

      If "Only Nixon could go to China", then how do we complete "Only Shrub could ______"?

response #1 by Joe Fields:

      Only Shrub could fuck up a wet dream....

response #7 by petronius:

      I think the difference is that Nixon actually had the fortitude and honesty to
recognize that engaging with Communist China was the right thing to do. There are a lot of positive things that a Republican (even from from the far far right; Jesse Helms comes to mind) with integrity could do, but Shrub is not that guy. There is nothing Shrub can do that could not be done as well or better by a hemorrhoidal marmoset...

response #16 by NoPasaran:

      Only Shrub could make us long for Nixon.

The Lounge, May 12, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6503904

On a thread by stellanoir:

      60 minutes is doing a 20 minute commercial for Romney
Oh joy

on edit- wrongly rushed consonant

response #1 by Gentle Giant:

      That poor, poor consonant.
:evilgrin:

GD, May 13, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x879013

On a thread by IanDB1:

      Suspicious Package at Post Office turns out to be their own Postal Equipment
"SACRAMENTO - The State Department of Consumer Affairs in Natomas was evacuated for several hours after a worker heard ticking coming from a mailroom package... It turns out the package was a mail scanner..."

response #1 by Turbineguy:

      I woke up this morning
to find a suspicious lump on my face.

It only turned out to be my nose.

Glad I used the Google before blowing it off.

National Security, May 13, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=116x15292

On a thread by Bucky:

      Romney flyer on Romney: "He has sensational good looks. Women have a word for him: hot."
"'In this media-driven age, Romney begins with a decisive advantage. First, he has sensational good looks. People magazine named him one of the 50 most beautiful people in America. Standing 6 feet, 2 inches tall, Romney has jet-black hair, graying naturally at the temples. Women -- who will play a critical role in this coming election -- have a word for him: hot.'

The material on the flyer handed out by the Romney campaign was not written by the Romney campaign. It's from a newspaper story..."

response #1 by Bluebear:

      He makes me want to just rip my Mormon undergarments off!!
Although I think they will take a half hour to get out of.

response #36 by sfexpat2000:

      He makes me want to shout "NO AMWAY TODAY THANKS!"
LOL

response #15 by iamjoy:

      He IS Cute!
I know - let's pick our President like it's a Miss America pageant. We'll have four different competitions: talent, swimsuit, evening wear and onstage questions in casual clothing.

Ooh, I just pictured John Edwards in swim trunks...

response #43 by DKRC:

      EEEWWWWW!
I just pictured Rudy in a strapless gown ... :puke:

response #56 by myrna minx:

      Oh my, *fans self* I need to smooth out my petticoats, I was nearly
overtaken by a strange burning desire in my bosom. Those sensational good looks, jet-black hair, graying naturally at the temples, the people magazine review of his beauty, pray, I don't know if I can contain myself.

GD, May 13, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x879896

OP by undeterred:

      What is it that's keeping you from running for president?
Me? I'm too articulate and my butt's too big.

response #1 by wildhorses:

      i inhaled
:smoke:

response #5 by xmas74:

      Gave too many blow jobs away.
Look what they did to Clinton for receiving one.

And I'm only 32.

response #32 by MnFats:

      i hope this doesn't mean you've stopped.
no offense intended but if someone blurted that out in a press conference they would immediately secure my vote.

response #9 by zanne:

      My schedule.
I'm very busy doing stupid, under-achieving things.

response #37 by hijinx87:

      I don't want them to trash me relentlessly
over in the General Discussion: Politics forum. :evilgrin:

The Lounge, May 13, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6505974

On a thread by RamboLiberal:

      Dead Taliban Leader Was Training U.S. Recruits

response #10 by Greyskye:

      The Undead join al Qaeda
Dead Taliban Leader Was Training U.S. Recruits
Coalition forces were stunned earlier today when it was discovered that a dead Taliban leader was training recruits from the United States. A Pentagon spokesperson, under conditions of anonymity, had this to say. "Frankly, we're at a loss here. If al Qaeda has the connections to utilize the Zombie community, what's next? We're hoping that rumours of Vampires and Werewolves will prove to be baseless."

LBN, May 14, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x2845369

On a thread by sabra:

      Rice: No "New Cold War" With Russia
"(AP) Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice said Monday that it is "not any easy" time in Russia-U.S. relations, but that the tensions do not amount to a new Cold War..."

response #1 by antifaschits:

      my hubby and I don't do "cold" wars, anyway.
ours are best served hot.

response #5 by bemildred:

      Uh oh, that means we're going to have a new cold war with Russia. nt

LBN, May 14, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x2844824

OP by LuckyTheDog:

      Cerberus Capital Management
Word is that they bought the extended warranty, the pin-striping and the rustproofing -- and then paid the sticker price. Those New York boys ain't as smart as they seem.

The Lounge, May 14, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6508923

On a thread by Crap_in_a_Hat:

      I'm torn on this "Brokeback Mountain" thing

response #8 by tularetom:

      I wish I knew how to quit posting about it

GD, May 14, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x886900

OP by Hubert Flottz:

      Jerry Foulwill will do anything to get his name in Friday's DUzy awards thread!
Anything!

response #1 by Hubert Flottz:

      Ignore this thread at your own peril sinners...
I'm series!1!1!!1!!1!!1

response #2 by Hubert Flottz:

      I just heard it through the grapevine that...
Jerry was out on the lake walking his duck and a motor boat ran over him.

GD, May 15, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x890148

On a thread by journalist3072:

      To those who say they are dancing on the grave of Jerry Falwell
I really didn't want to have to chime in on this.

But if I might---I just wanted to offer my opinion that those who say they are dancing on the grave of Jerry Falwell, are no better than Jerry Falwell was...

response #4 by karlrschneider:

      I won't dance on his grave. But I'll piss on it.
I'm a lousy dancer.

:grr:

response #15 by Solly Mack:

      Not just dancing. I'm staging a full broadway production

GD, May 15, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x893732

On a thread by pstokely:

      The rules at Falwell's "Liberty" University

response #2 by Buzz Clik:

      Were you thinking of attending Liberty University?

response #4 by Bornaginhooligan:

      I am.
I want the whole college experience, without all of the distractions, like sex, alcohol, or science class.

GD, May 15, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x893826

On a thread by Atman:

      This is NOT DU's finest hour!

response #2 by Bornaginhooligan:

      That's true.
This is Jerry Falwell's finest hour.

GD, May 15, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x890210

OP by Botany:

      Breaking Falwell reported to have been in a meeting when he collapsed
A.P. 5/15/2007 Lynchburg, VA.

Reverand Jerry Falwell, 73, President of Liberty University and Pastor of Thomas Road Baptist Church
was reportedly in a meeting with a Mr. Tinky Winky, of East Staffordshire, U.K. when he was stricken
this morning. Despite past differences Falwell had become close to Mr. Winky over the past few years.
His Thomas Road Baptist Church was reportedly ready to market "boy purses," for young Christian men.

Winky, 39 was escorted out of a back door from Falwell's office by campus police so as to avoid the
media. Winky and Falwell had recently been seen dining together at a "gentleman's club" in Richmond,
VA close to a condo where Mr. Winky lived. The deed on the Condo showed that the "President's
discretionary checking account paid for the $550,000.00 home on the James River.

Winky was unavailable for comment.

Complete with photo of Tinky Winky holding a boy purse...

GD, May 15, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x889778

OP by HypnoToad:

      Okay, everybody stop posting about Falwell. Nobody liked him and he's gone.
There. DU will run faster now. Isn't that great? :7

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The Lounge, May 15, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6511236

OP by billyskank:

      I'll take a bullet for the good of DU
I will go to bed. The bandwidth thus liberated will allow you all to talk about Falwell all night. :hi:

The Lounge, May 15, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6511454

OP by Bornaginhooligan:

      An error occurred during processing.
Which means this thread didn't really get posted. Which means all that work that Bornaginhooligan did went all to waste. So you're going to miss out on what was probably the funniest damn thread in the history of the Lounge, because he's sure as hell not going to go through that again.

Please notify the Admins.

The Lounge, May 15, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6511882

OP by SoCalDem:

      BREAKING: 2 republican presidential candidates injured in fracas
They were brawling over who would be delivering the eulogy, and Tommy Thompson insisted that Jerry would have wanted him to do it.

John McCain put on his growly face and told them all to F-off and Mitt Romney kicked Giuliani in his Chiclet chompers..

Tancredo could not be reached for comment (he was on immigrant patrol somewhere near the border)...

Duncan Hunter wrestled a news crew to the ground while trying to grab the microphone..

HuckleberryHuckabee offered to bring twigberry sandwiches to the wake..

Another guy was wandering around muttering.."I'm Ron Paul,somebody talk to me dammit!"

Apparently they will be on the FOX Eul-a-thon scheduled immediately after the Great Debate..

The casket will be lined in Tinkywinky purple satin

Tony Snow will be master of ceremonies, but will not answer any questions, in case there is an ongoing investigation somewhere in the US.

GD, May 15, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x890166

OP title by LeftyMom:

      And in other news: My stepdad got a new tattoo. On his penis. The other inmates are amused.

The Lounge, May 15, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6511793

On a thread by BurtWorm:

      Wolfowitz is getting unbelievably desperate.
“Late in the day on Tuesday,” World Bank president Paul Wolfowitz “made a personal and impassioned appeal to the bank board at a private meeting, seeking to stave off what some said was an inevitable rebuke. … He promised to change his management approach by relying less on advisers from the Bush administration, restructuring his office, delegating more to managers and placing ‘more trust in the staff,’ according to the text.”

response #2 by C_U_L8R:

      There's no crying in World Banking!

response #12 by leftofthedial:

      he also reportedly promised to personally
lick the combs of everyone at the World Bank

GD, May 16, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x897626

OP by ourbluenation:

      jesus on a trailer hitch...I'm up to 45 hidden threads on he who shall not be named.

response #12 by ourbluenation:

      make that 46

GD, May 16, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x903147

OP by Va Lefty:

      Milburn Drysdale to replace Wolfowitz at World Bank

The Lounge, May 17, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6516620

On a thread by RC:

      Suspicious package just Chinese takeout
"Fargo police responded to a report of a suspicious package Tuesday night near the downtown post office.

Postal employees arriving for their work shift noticed an unattended plastic bag on the sidewalk near the post office’s loading dock, said Sgt. Greg Stone...

A bomb squad robot was called in to move the bag before it was detonated by a water cannon about 10 p.m., Stone said.

'It turned out to be Chinese take-out food,' he said..."

response #3 by Spinzonner:

      So, did they have to come back and do it again an hour later?

GDP, May 16, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x3266383

On a thread by earthlover:

      Is Our Response To Falwell's Death Hurting Our Cause?

response #2 by valerief:

      It was fun to celebrate his death yesterday. But to go on about it
today is so pre 5/16.

response #22 by H2O Man:

      But you must admit
there is a huge chance that the 2008 presidential election will be decided by millions of Americans who will identify the anti-Falwell threads on DU from 5-15 thru 5-17-07 as the single issue they used in making the choice to vote republican. I think we all need to get crew-cuts, wear two neck ties, and donate to the Moral Majority. It's the only way to save this thing we've all worked so hard for.

response #194 by Beetwasher:

      Actually, I'm More Concerned About The Animal/Human Hybrids
That's a constituency we can't afford to alienate with our obvious anti-American (Falwell) bias and hatred. DU's opinions are closely monitored by this core constituency. I've heard it from a good source!

GD, May 16, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x902360

On a thread by sabra:

      Rudy: “The Democrats should debate on Fox”

response #2 by RedStateShame:

      Why? Does Brit Hume want to pitch another "Die Hard" movie in the form of a question?
"Senator Obama, it's Christmas, and you're at an office party with your estranged wife, when suddenly..."

GD, May 17, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x907599

On a thread by Hamlette:

      GOP moves to ban Ron Paul for future debates
because of his comments "about 9/11"...

response #8 by RedStateShame:

      So, they're attacking Ron Paul because they hate his freedom?

GD, May 17, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x907567

On a thread by wxmike:

      Dobson says he will not back Giuliani in 2008

response #16 by enki23:

      In this corner, weighing in at 264 quivering pounds...
returning, after four years, in what is only her second professional fight. The one, the only... SECURITY MOM. And in the other corner, weighing in at a cool of 327 pounds of twinky-stuffed righteousness, the Abortion Clinic Bomber, the Cock from Colorado, the Texas Titty Twister, the Hamfisted Gay Basher himself, FAMILY VALUES!

LBN, May 17, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x2850369

On a thread by DrDan:

      I just saw a clip on the Daily Show where junior claimed to be a
"West Texas boy" . . .

best I can tell, Crawford is east of central Texas...

response #7 by originalpckelly:

      Who knew there was neighborhood called West Texas in Kennebunkport, Maine?
Interesting.

GD, May 18, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x915042

On a thread by dubyaD40web:

      The impossibility of being fired by George W. Bush
It must be nice to have a position in the Bush Administration. You get paid large sums of money, can break the law when you please, and never have to worry about getting fired...

response #3 by Xipe Totec:

      He only fires those less competent than he is
So far, the list is blank.

GD, May 18, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x915380

On a thread by tjwash:

       Woman, son sentenced for faking retardation
"(AP) -- A woman who coached her children to fake mental retardation to collect disability benefits was sentenced to three years in prison Thursday..."

response #1 by antifaschits:

      barbara barbara barbara. George is already grown up. Shame on you for
pulling that stuff.

GD, May 18, 2007: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x915418

[johnnie]

1. Another great collection JeffR!

Keep up the good work. :thumbsup:

[wryter2000]

5. I can't wait for next Valentines

JeffR is going to have so many hearts, there won't be any room for his posts in the little boxes that have to go through the Stevens Tubes.

[Jack Rabbit]

2. K/R

Have to get my kicks in somehow.

[wryter2000]

3. K&R

I think my laughter may have raised Jerry Falwell from the grave.

Oops, no. It was Cheney. Get back in the box, Dick!

[Bjornsdotter]

4. Another great collection

...Cheers :toast:

[corkhead]

6. It was a crazy week. Glad it's almost over. Thanks again for pulling this together.

[Kurovski]

7. Recommended, of course!

Though I must say with all the sorrow in my heart over the dearly departed Reverend, it will be difficult to ever laugh again.



















PSYCH!!!:-)

[SoCalDem]

19. Hey ..pace yerself already.. Pat Robertson's in the batter's box..warming up

we must "save" some for him..

[Kurovski]

21. My heart runneth over,

plenty for everyone, so not to worry SoCalDem! :hi:

[JeffR]

34. Please no more dead evangelists for awhile

I actually read through every Falwell thread just to find the gems within. Read a lot of stuff I'm still trying to forget.
:scared:

[Wetzelbill]

23. so on another topic

Did you catch Dean this week on The Colbert Report? He was awesome. Both were. :)

[Kurovski]

24. I did.

And I touched myself.

How's Scarlett?

[Wetzelbill]

27. oh man

you about made me spray diet pepsi on the monitor. Don't do that! :)

Oh she's fine. Literally. :)

[Kurovski]

29. No spraying on the monotor allowed.

even for Howard.

[EFerrari]

8. I refuse to get a crew cut.

:rofl: K&R

[pinto]

9. Whew. What a week. Thanks. (We'll always have Paris, though.)

[bigwillq]

10. Congrats to all the winners!

A job well done! :toast: :bounce: :hi:

[Solly Mack]

11. I'd like to thank Jerry Falwell. He made this DUzy possible

by dying



See? I can say something nice.

[JeffR]

35. That's a post that will make the angels cry

O8)

[Solly Mack]

49. from laughing too hard

:)

[mohinoaklawnillinois]

12. JeffR, once again, the DUzy's have made my day.

:applause: :applause:

[Cleita]

13. Thanks for the hilarities!

:rofl:

[rosesaylavee]

14. Geez! TWO neckties?

Thanks for the Friday laugh!

K & R

[bridgit]

15. aaaalllll righty then...

:tv:

[Greyskye]

16. Sweet! I made the DUzy's again!

:party:

And another stellar selection. Thanks!!! :toast:

[Ghost in the Machine]

17. !!!

:evilgrin:

[Kurovski]

25. We've been warned.

:D It's turning into a microcosm of Hollywood around here.

I think that should get a DUzy. Did you make it yourself?

[Ghost in the Machine]

43. I *kinda* made it myself...

I got the picture from a royalty-free use site, then added the wording myself.. and I host it on my own site..

[JeffR]

36. The Academy has cravenly caved to threats before

and likely will again.

[Kurovski]

40. Ah yes.

Now I remember.

Have the authorities yet delivered the culprit to justice?

[JeffR]

41. I'm told they'll be on it as soon as they wrap up that anthrax investigation

so I'm figuring it's got to be any day now, right?

[Ghost in the Machine]

42. Anthrax investigaton? I don't recall any anthrax investigation..

[JeffR]

45. There's so much the poor guy doesn't remember

I envy him. I remember so many things from the Bush years in eidetic detail, and I wish I didn't.

[Ghost in the Machine]

47. It'll get worse. Soon he won't be able to recall what he wasn't able to recall

AG:"I'm sorry Senator, I don't recall if I was able to recall that the last time you asked, if you even asked, because I can't recall. If I could recall, I'd probably recall that I didn't recall it the last time because I couldn't recall that.. that... ummmm.. what was the question again? I can't recall...."

Waxman:"Baliff, whack his pee-pee... "

[Patsy Stone]

18. LOL!

Milburn Drysdale to replace Wolfowitz at World Bank

K&R; and thanks to JeffR and crew!

[NV Whino]

20. A DUzy of a kick!

Thanks, JeffR

[Wetzelbill]

22. I have to admit I wasn't all that funny this week

So I have no complaints.

That fake retardation one about killed me. :)

[Kurovski]

28. Were you doing an online impression of George?

Because that shouldn't count as a comedy-killer.

[Breeze54]

26. Hysterical!

They're all priceless!! :yourock:

All the nominated Duzy's!

[uppityperson]

30. Thanks again, off to look through threads that I missed before during Falwell Days

[Spazito]

31. Awesome job yet again, thanks for doing this!

Great choices, am still laughing as I type.

[Hubert Flottz]

32. K&R

Thanks Jeff, I didn't think anyone saw that but the lying assholes at FOX...

Eat your heart out Shawn...Jerry made the DUzys and you didn't.

[badgerpup]

33. Delightin' in the Delectable DUzys...*

Thanks, JeffR! :pals:
DUzy's give me another reason to look forward to Fridays! :bounce:

*as always, appreciates the awesomely appropriate alliterations!


:kick:

[JeffR]

39. It's a palpable pleasure to prod your pre-weekend prayers

Sorry, that came out sounding kinda dirty.:blush:

[krispos42]

46. I pray to 'Oh Gawd, don't stop!'

:evilgrin:

[badgerpup]

53. Yeah, it did, didn't it....

Thanks.
That's the nicest thing anyone's said to me all week. :loveya:

[TahitiNut]

37. Yikes! Caught again!

I try hard to drop those subtle gems in quiet, out-of-the-way threads for the discerning, erudite intelligentsia often left out of the mud-wrestling that's so often DU. BUt you have spies everywhere! Everywhere! Yikes.

:evilgrin:

[JeffR]

38. I've pretended to be part of the discerning, erudite intelligentsia all my life

for once, it's come in handy.

[Ghost in the Machine]

44. K&R!!

Thanks Jeff, for keeping us all laughing, even when we can't find a reason to. Keep up the great work.

[rocktivity]

48. ANOTHER DU-zy? Now I know how Jon Stewart felt

when The Daily Show started winning awards that usually went to "real" news networks. And I know why enjoyed it so much! THANKS!

:blush:
rocknation

[bleedingheart]

50. Enki's post about security moms...etc had me rolling..

[BrklynLiberal]

51. Thanks so much for taking the time and putting in the effort for this.

It is absolutely priceless!!!!
:thumbsup: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause:

[Botany]

52. That Botany is my Fav on DU

[Hersheygirl]

54. You guys got to take this show on the road,

It's priceless, never laughed so much in my life.

[JeffR]

55. Welcome to DU. Glad you enjoyed these.

:hi:

[northofdenali]

56. Another kick for the Saturday late-nighters -

and to thank you once again Jeff, for the hard work and belly laughs!!
:kick: