Republican 2010 Promises

[Botany]

Vote for us and we will do the exact same things that caused all the problems that put this
country in the ditch all over again.

Help the rich get richer? Sure thing it is right there in our "Pledge to America," a 20 % off the top
tax break for the rich.

Let the corporations set their own rules? So what if miners die in a non union mine in West Virginia,
the Gulf of Mexico is fouled for decades, and the FDA will be toothless because after all the miracle of the
free market has always worked in the past.

Equal rights for gays? Are you kidding the 14th amendment really does cover teh gays because they are
icky.

Run up huge debts? Gotta keep those tax cuts for the top 2% because sooner or later they will start hiring
people.

Off Shore jobs? We just voted in mass to keep the right to ship jobs out of America. USA USA USA.

Pander to religious nut jobs? Everybody knows that Jesus hated the poor and sick.

[opihimoimoi]

1. Make it a DEM AD