"How to defend yourself from a man armed with a banana"

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Largo couple in jail after banana battle, authorities say
By Rita Farlow, Times Staff Writer
LARGO - They weren't exactly using lethal weapons, but a food fight between a boyfriend and girlfriend landed them both in jail early Wednesday, authorities say.

According to Largo police, Keane E. Langel and his girlfriend, Brenda M. Riley , were arguing at their home at 301 N Belcher Road, No. 901, just after midnight when Langel started spitting bananas on Riley and throwing doughnuts at her.

Riley, 49, then "armed herself with a banana," ripped the fruit into two pieces and jammed them into Langel's ears, an arrest report shows.

No injuries were reported, but both were charged with domestic battery.

http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/largo-couple-in-jail-after-banana-battle-authorities-say/1124910

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self_Defence_Against_Fresh_Fruit

[IntravenousDemilo]

1. What about a pointed stick? n/m

[Swamp Rat]

2. I watched that Monty Python skit just a few hours ago

:D

[LiberalFighter]

3. Were those bananas domestically grown or imported?