Tenn. teen shot in behind over sagging pants

[sinkingfeeling]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/39523336/ns/us_news-weird_news/

MEMPHIS, Tenn. — Police say a 45-year-old Memphis man angry over two teens' sagging pants shot one in the buttocks during an argument. He faces aggravated assault charges.


But the funniest part about this is the headline inserted half-way down the page:

Story: Man denies crack in buttocks is his

[Radical Activist]

1. They consolidated their stories promoting racial stereotypes.

How convenient.

[hayu_lol]

2. LOL!

More for the crack than for the attack on the clueless. How does one ignore something that mysteriously appeared in such an intimate place.

[petronius]

3. Aggravated assault? Is that synonomous with 'attempted murder'?

Because unless this was a pellet gun, it seems to me that firing a gun at someone and even hitting them falls into the trying-to-kill category... :shrug:

[JVS]

4. Is Florida going to lose its crown for weird news stories?

[The Backlash Cometh]

5. Didn't the drugs in crack story happen in Florida?

[provis99]

6. yep. It was in Florida, so Florida keeps its crown.

[4_TN_TITANS]

7. We're giving FL a run for the money

with the private fire company and now this.

Next up: TN elects Repub governor after 8 years of prosperity under Democrats.

[ensho]

8. hope the kid's parents sue the pants off the shooter

guns are so much fun