For the record: I'm not a witch either. How bout you?

[Philosoraptor]

I think christine o'donnel is onto something good here, take the "I'm not a witch" pledge along with me and let's just clear the air on who is a witch around here and who isn't. Be honest, Halloween is approaching fast.

[Beaverhausen]

1. I'm not you

I'm Wiccan if that counts.

[Philosoraptor]

8. I'm not you & you're not me & we're not she & we are all together

I'm not the walrus

[Beaverhausen]

15. Goo goo ga choo

[awoke_in_2003]

70. hate to be picky...

but they are great lyrics:

"I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together"

on edit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nnpil_pRUiw

[Skittles]

2. I'm kind of a witch when I first wake up

yes INDEED

[Donnachaidh]

3. well, I'm one letter off

not a witch, but close....:evilgrin:

[Philosoraptor]

4. Don't tell me your name is Mitch?

[Donnachaidh]

28. nahhhh

more of a *buh* sound :evilgrin:

[slingsam]

12. ah, donna

you (F)Slay me.............

I'm not a K(Cr)ook either!!!!!!!

[napi21]

5. I've been known to be a witch on occasion and even admit to it! nt

[Cirque du So-What]

6. I'm not a witch (not that there's anything wrong with that)

I'm not in a position to have my witchiness (or lack thereof) called into question because I didn't go on national TV and make ludicrous claims about 'dabbling' - all the while incorporating ignorant bits from what I imagine 'satanic' worship to be...altars & whatnot. While we're on the subject, I am NOT Christine O'Donnell, and she is NOT me!

[Philosoraptor]

20. Some of my best friends are witches, & a few werewolves

[Rhiannon12866]

7. Nope, not a witch. Just checking in...

Is this all it takes to be qualified to serve in Congress? :crazy:

[Philosoraptor]

9. Vote for me...I'm not a witch.

[Rhiannon12866]

19. Okay. You've got my vote...

Witches have not served us well in the past... x(

[pinboy3niner]

10. No. I'm just witch-curious.

I'm meltiiing...

[Kookaburra]

11. Well if Christine O'Dumbbunny is not a witch,

then maybe I should consider converting to Wiccan.

[EFerrari]

13. No comment.

:rofl:

[tabatha]

14. but i am a witchdoctor

[Philosoraptor]

16. ooh ee, ooh ah ah, ping pang, walla walla bing bang

[frogmarch]

17. I'm a Salem "witch" descendant. Does

that count?

[Philosoraptor]

18. Just take the I'm not a witch pledge & you're o.k. in my book

[frogmarch]

21. OK, but it

didn't work for my ancestor.

:scared:

[Philosoraptor]

23. They probably voted Democrat

[petronius]

22. I am not a witch! (God, it feels so good to finally get that off my chest)

[Philosoraptor]

24. The power of CHRISTie o'donnel compels you!

[petronius]

29. To be honest, if I'd known back in college that a hottie like Christine would fall

for the 'goth poser with a fake altar' seduction trick, I might have been tempted to dabble. Just a little bit... ;)

[A HERETIC I AM]

33. But you are dressed as one. n.t

[petronius]

34. How can you tell? Aww, crap, is this webcam actually on??!!?

:yoiks:

[A HERETIC I AM]

35. You're supposed to say "THEY dressed me like this....

and this isn't my nose, it's a false one".





Sorry...these threads just bring out the MP & THG in me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrzMhU_4m-g


She has got a wart!

[petronius]

38. You'd think by the age of 40 I'd have learned that everything is MP

I confess a failure... :(

On the bright side, the only corrective response to my shortcoming is a lot of movie watching! :)

[spinbaby]

25. I might be

If sufficiently motivated.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

26. Where can I get a nitro-burning Nimbus 2000 broom???

[Starry Messenger]

27. No, but I have Wiccan friends.

I think the anti-witch stuff is kind of hurtful. It's not like this country has a good track record with oppression of nature religions...I'm an atheist myself, but I think it's important to not to feed into anti-witch stereotypes.

[Initech]

30. I dont worship the devil, but I do agree with a lot of the things he tells me.

[A HERETIC I AM]

31. I dabbled in baking once...

but I'm not a baker.

I also dabbled in Horsemanship.

But I am a horses ass, so there you go.

[Rex]

32. 31st level warlock.

28th level bard.

[TK421]

50. 7th level cleric, 3rd level fighter here!

:hi:

[Rex]

62. Pleasure to meet you.

In the off session I am a lvl 5 tube of caulk and a lvl 8 mop bucket. :hi:

[TK421]

76. that is a very powerful combination, Rex!

[nadinbrzezinski]

68. Damn I have not run a character in a long time

but I ran a mean cleric\ tank (err fighter) at one time.

[TK421]

77. Yeah, fighting undead is lots of fun with a cleric

[SoCalDem]

36. Is she , you? Are you, she?

Maybe she misspoke and the word she was looking for started with a different letter:evilgrin:

[applegrove]

37. I'm no witch but am aware that had I been living in the 1500 someone would

have burnt me at the stake by now.

[Philosoraptor]

39. aaagghhh.....burnt steak....

[JerseygirlCT]

40. I'm not a witch, either. Then again, Christine O'Donnell is NOT me. nt

[blondeatlast]

41. Nope. Witch-curious, maybe.

;)

[crim son]

42. Heh.

Nice post.

[mw]

43. She's me! Just like me: NOT the next Senator from Delaware nt

nt

[Philosoraptor]

44. Jeez--and all this time I though "I" was me...

[Matariki]

46. +1

:rofl:

[Matariki]

45. A witch. Most definitely.

And your graphic is quite offensive, btw.

[Hepburn]

78. Ditto...

...I, too, am a witch.

[Warren Stupidity]

47. I'm an atheist witch.

[kestrel91316]

48. I can't swear to it. But unlike O'Donnell, I'm NOT A SATANIST.

[eilen]

49. Only in an Uniquely American way...

and if I can adopt the name "Endora" but still look like Elizabeth Montgomery.

[Still Blue in PDX]

51. Actually, I am. And we had a Pagan mayor.

I am so bewildered as to why this is so newsworthy.

Oh, yeah . . . I live in Portland. The rest of the country is nucking futs about that kinda thing.

[nadinbrzezinski]

52. Oh com'o9n just before All Hallows Eve?

[bobbolink]

53. I know you are intending to be funny, but there *are* Wiccans here, and they deserve respect.

Some of the comments here are very insensitive. :(

[Rhiannon12866]

56. I don't think that was the kind of thing that Christine O'Donnell "dabbled in..."

I fear that whatever she did was kind of creepy, like Sarah Palin's experiences... x(

[bobbolink]

57. I am NOT talking about her at all.... I am talking about the insensitivity in this thread, and I'm

guessing you already know that.

Unless she is posting under different DUer's names here, she is NOT to blame for what people are saying in this thread.

[Hepburn]

80. Thank you...

...Blessed be. I am a Wiccan and, yes, this is a rather insensitive thread.

[TK421]

54. Okay, I swear I am not a witch n/t

[Generic Brad]

55. Nope. I'm a devil

At least that's what I was called by family after I admitted to voting for John Kerry in 2006. They seem to be under the false impression that he has something to do with killing babies and everyone who voted for him is a devil by proxy. Oh, that I were a witch. They might actually tolerate me then.

[Octafish]

58. 'I am not a witch.'

-- Don Brujaja.

Ha ha ha ha.

[johnaries]

59. I am a male witch. More specifically, a Neo-Pagan.

However, I am also a Daoist. So my wu-wei beliefs keeps my Neo-Pagan beliefs from interfereing much in the natural course of life. It may sound contradictory, but Daoism teaches us that many times the Truth seems contradictory.

I am also quite tolerant of the the beliefs of others. So even though you may have a "no-witch" attitude, I don't hold it against you. I assume that you were trying to be humorous and don't know what a witch really is - just like O'Donnell.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

60. I'm not a witch, but I witch I was.

[arbusto_baboso]

61. Nope. Paladin here. Got no problem with good witches though.

Witches like O'Donnell, however, all taste the wrath of my longsword!

(To any Secret Service agents who may be monitoring, that's role playing game talk, NOT an actual threat. Hi Agent Mike! :hi: )

[krispos42]

63. For the record, I didn't shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

I shot him 'cuz he was wearing black knee-high socs with brown sandals and a pair of shorts.

[csziggy]

64. I've been a pagan in the past, but I'm not one at the moment

Does that count? I am tempted, though. The local Pagan Council is giving a Halloween fund raiser for the local history museum and I'm thinking of attending. It looks as though it could be fun!

[Ferret Annica]

65. I'm a witch, in the Wicca sense

What of it?

[Hepburn]

81. Blessed be...

...I, too, am a witch.

[slackmaster]

66. I tried it for a while, but I got scared when it seemed to be working

I figured there would be a price to pay, i.e. TANSTAAFL.

[Vehl]

67. I like witches

They are cool people. The modern Wiccans.

And if the wiccans were any indication, and if one strips the organized-religion propaganda about witches, we are left with village healers, elders, and educated women who were victimized just cos they opposed the spread of Roman-Catholicism in Europe.


@ thread

christine o'donnel seems to be one who can give Palin a run for her money. They should team up and run for president/Vp :D

[awoke_in_2003]

69. if you throw me in a pond...

I float- but I am not really a witch, I promise :)

[Bryn]

71. I am a Samhain baby.

Does this count? :)

[Bryn]

72. What Christine actually said ...

"I am not wise."

Witch came from the word "Wicce". It means wise. A wise woman! A healer!


on edit: to correct misspelled word of wicce

[Socal31]

73. Well that is good to know.

I enjoy that scene from "....The Holy Grail" What does that make me?

[8 track mind]

74. Not sure. Let me go check to see if i weigh as much as a duck.....n/t

[quaker bill]

75. Not a witch either

and to quote Seinfeld, "not that there is any problem with that".

[old mark]

79. Nixon said,"I am not a crook." Now it's, "I am not a witch." Is this the GOP's

idea of progress?

mark

[BillStein]

82. I'm getting tired of these accusations

I mean, turn just one old bf into a frog.... and, jeeze, that was years ago...

And for the record, I do know the difference between "Wiccan" and "witch"

[Hepburn]

83. I am Wiccan and a witch.

So what is the difference that you know? :shrug:

[BillStein]

84. just for the record...

my apologies to anyone who was offended by my post. I added the line about the difference between Wiccans and witches to avoid offending, but I could have worded that better. My understanding is that "witch", as used by O'Donnell et.al. refers to satanism, while "Wiccan" is a religious belief. I'm not qualified to define Wiccan beliefs, but I respect them as I would anyone's beliefs.

Sorry that for any misunderstandings- never my intention to be disrespectful.