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soupkitchen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-06-10 10:19 AM
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So, when did fortune cookies become classified information?
Surely, the only intellegence on Chinese global intentions Witchy O'Donnell ever received was when she opened a fortune cookie and read, "May your house be blessed with an abundance of rice" which she interpreted as proof that a Chinese invasion was immanent.
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-06-10 10:23 AM
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1. Actually, she asked for another cookie because she thought rice was communist or something.
Classified intelligence my hairy ass. She may have dabbled in witchcraft, but I'm thinking she spent a while dabbling in opium, heroin, and LSD at the same time. That's one serious case of misfiring synapses.

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doc03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-06-10 11:21 AM
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2. That's a good one n/t
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