Dear Newt Gringrich, I am a registered Democrat and I am not now nor

[Tuesday Afternoon]

have I ever been on Food Stamps.

Sincerely,

Tuesday Afternoon

[Lil Missy]

1. Dear Newt. I get food stamps, and I'm a lesbian agnostic.

And you can kiss my queer ass.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

3. heh.

Now I want to add a PS. :hi:

[Mz Pip]

2. Dear Newt

The only time I was ever on Food Stamps I was a Republican.

Up yours,

Mz Pip

[Tuesday Afternoon]

4. heh.

that one has to hurt old Newt. :hi:

[old mark]

5. Dear Newt: I USED to get food stamps, and I'm a 63 year old agnostic veteran

who was denied a security clearance. I have no secret information on the Chinese invasion plans, either.
And I am not a witch.


mark

[hfojvt]

6. too bad about that last part

I understand there are some really great recipes that call for "eye of Newt"

[dkf]

7. But that is our solution to unemployment...food stamps and extension after extension of jobless

benefits.

There is no effort to improve the outsourcing of jobs, nor minimum living standards. Instead we keep this stratified system and use taxes to redistribute, which can be pulled out from under a person at the drop of a hat.

[struggle4progress]

8. Dear Newt. I don't really pay very much attention to politics but I'm voting Democratic this year

because the Dems are promising to buy me all the beer I can drink and they'll pay for it by taxing Republican fatcats. Now I certainly know better than to believe election year promises, but what the hell! if I even just got one free beer, it would be worth it. So there's a little "heads up" on why you are about to get your fatcat ass kicked

P.S. Please don't say you heard this from me, because I will say you are lying, and everybody who knows you will believe me

[Vinca]

9. So we're Commie food stamp recipients now? I can't keep track.

[HughBeaumont]

10. Who let this irrelevant fossil out of the dungeon?

What's laughable is that in the same sentence, he categorizes the GOP as "the party of paychecks".

:spray:

Uh . . . Newtered? Who was in charge during the red-line at the bottom of this chart?



Oh, and Newtron? Who was predominantly in charge during "The Great Wage Stagnation", illustrated here?



Maybe if you were "The party of EATING paychecks", I'd believe you . . .



LOOK, NEWT! YOUNG INTERN!! QUICK, FIND A DIVORCE LAWYER!!!

. . . he falls for that every time . . .

[Erose999]

11. Dear Newt Greengooch: I know more Republicans on Food Stamps than Democrats. Also, did you know that

1 in every 4 children in America is on foodstamps? Think of the kids, you heartless fucking bastard.

Your fellow Georgian (who has never supported you, nor ever will),

Eric