Best. Headline. Ever.

[WilliamPitt]

At Least One Candidate for Congress Has Fellated a Reindeer Dildo Nose

If you're an attractive woman named Krystal Ball, you already need to overcome some hurdles to be taken seriously as a congressional candidate (e.g., the "Is she a stripper?" hurdle). So literally the last thing you need are photos of you dressed in a sexy outfit and sucking on a dildo being worn as a nose by a man in a reindeer costume to get leaked on the Internet, which is what happened this week to Ball, a 28-year-old Democrat with no prior political experience running for Congress in Virginia's solidly red 1st district. Other photos, which were posted by a conservative blog, show Ball pulling reindeer-dildo-face by a leash, getting poked in her nether regions, and in the process of licking what appears to be a tiny vibrator. But it's not as bad as it sounds!

The rest: http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2010/10/at_least_one_candidate_for_con.html

[SpiralHawk]

1. At least she didn't have extramarital Diaper Sex with Hookers, like a republicon Senator

Why does that get doodley squat for news coverage?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_NUZ_fM-TQKQ/TDkCy0JwH5I/AAAAAAAARfw/zJnarhKTfY4/s1600/sen+david-vitter.jpg

[femrap]

9. cuz republican

males rule the fucking world. everything they do is okedokey.

[Shallah Kali]

20. Or pose buck nekkid in Cosmo

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. The headline is a LOT more provocative than the pics!

She looks like a nice person who was having a bit of fun, after probably imbibing some alcohol!

OMIGOD.

Nobody ever did that before!

:rofl:

[Control-Z]

11. With her husband!!

Isn't that a Christian value? Servicing the husband?

[Subdivisions]

3. How sexually scandalous!

Not.

[nashville_brook]

4. i actually think this more damaging to the guy with the dildo on his face.

what a dork. i really hope he at least got laid that night.

[MattBaggins]

5. So you don't think that get up will work?

Damn there goes my Christmas costume for this year.

[nashville_brook]

13. that's not the sexy Santa you're looking for.

[Rosie1223]

10. She was married to the dork

but I can't say about the getting laid part.

[nashville_brook]

12. proof enough of poor judgement.

[Warren DeMontague]

19. Oh, For Fuck's Sake.

"poor judgment", my ass. Some people really need to get out of whatever plastic wrapped Ivory Tower they've been holed up in.

[SmileyRose]

16. +1

poor sap

[JuniperLea]

6. Reminds me of a few bachelorette parties in my time...

We had some delicious cakes and candies, all in the same theme... if you get my drift:)

[BurtWorm]

7. Not as bad as it sounds!

I'll bet!

:popcorn:

[femrap]

8. reminds me of the joke.....

God must be a man or he would have put the penis on the chin.

[onethatcares]

14. well, that was funny

all 9 pictures :shrug:

[onenote]

15. how many here would be shocked if they learned there was a candidate out there

that had fellated a real reindeer?

[Gin]

17. with a name like hers...she should have seen that coming :)

she got some publicity over this...not the best kind... but I never heard of her until this story broke.

[Warren DeMontague]

18. Good for her.

If anyone deserves a hummer, it's Rudolph.

[Kalyke]

21. Her name is Krystal Ball?

Won't the hyper-religious dislike her for having a name that is the same as a "device of the devil?"