Open Letter to "Reverend" Phred Phelps re: DADT's Reversal

[Taverner]

Well we finally did it. We let gays serve openly in the US Armed Forces. Fuck you.

We chose reason, rather than your Voodoo shit you practice in your mini-compound.

We chose empathy, rather than the rantings of an un-empathetic con man (Glenn Beck - oh wait, Mormons are evil - forgot that)

So we're fucking Babylon. Yipee! We're Sodom. We're Mutherfucking Gomorrah.

So that means, you choose to live in our Demon-posessed orgy of eeeeevil. You pay taxes to live here, in fact. You are funding the Devil. So...you gotta 'Ezekiel Up,' Padner!

You remember that whackjob prophet who had to leave town because Biblical Israel became so 'wicked.' You know, stuff like worshiping foreign gods, or eating milk and meat together - never can tell with those crazy dietary restrictions.


So that means you, Mister Phelps, should leave town. Sooner than later - remember every penny you spend in Sodom means a tick of wickedness be present on your soul! Chop chop!

Sincerely

Taverner

[Happyhippychick]

1. Do you think it would be possible to end every sentence with

fuck you?

I like it in the first sentence and was left craving more....

[Taverner]

2. HAHA :)

That's my kind of hippy!

[Happyhippychick]

5. :)

[MrScorpio]

3. Phelps ought to set up permanent shop in the South Parking Lot of the Pentagon

And then become a frequent visitor to the Arlington County Jail for fucking around with the national security state during a WAR!

[Initech]

4. I'll drink to that!

:toast: