Bush: ‘I Miss Being Pampered’

[kpete]

Bush: ‘I Miss Being Pampered’

http://www.tylerpaper.com/article/20101020/NEWS08/101029998

“I loved being your president,” George W. Bush said, speaking to an audience at a university fundraiser in Alabama earlier this month. “But frankly,” he added, “I’m having the time of my life not being your president.” Last night, Bush told a sold out crowd in Texas why he loved being president so much:

Bush said he misses certain aspects of the presidency.

“I miss being pampered; I miss Air Force One; I miss being commander in chief of an awesome group of (people),” he said.

http://thinkprogress.org/2010/10/20/bush-i-miss-being-pampered/

[DrDan]

1. who wouldn't?

[Xipe Totec]

5. And more importantly, who cares?

[Dappleganger]

2. He must need a new pair...

[leftstreet]

3. Maybe he meant he misses getting 'hammered' on our dime

[stevedeshazer]

4. Narcissist.

[EarlG]

6. Are you sure this quote isn't by David Vitter?

<rimshot>

[Angry Dragon]

9. LOL ............... Thank you

[malaise]

32. DUzy

:rofl:

[Lucy Goosey]

36. ...awesome

:rofl:

[spooky3]

49. hahaha!!!!

[Bonobo]

58. Picture perfect! Bravo! nt

[beac]

62. .

:rofl:

[w8liftinglady]

67. LOL!!!Except,he probably is still being "pampered"

[madmax]

7. Tell it to Laura.

What a jackass.

[Supersedeas]

26. She'd never say it, but she's probably tired of hearing it.

[driver8]

8. This asshole has been pampered his whole life.

He had never had to work for anything.

I despise this piece of shit...

[Zoeisright]

13. Exactly right.

I hate his guts. What little he has.

[tridim]

10. Prepping for the book tour.

:puke:

I really, really, really, really hope he comes to my state. :evilgrin:

Maybe I'll bring some dirty Pampers just for him.

[asjr]

11. When the Republicans were looking for hicks

for ads in WV how on earth did they miss out on GW?

[Vickers]

12. “I’m having the time of my life not being your president.”

Too bad you didn't feel that way a long time ago...

[xxqqqzme]

14. Expected his 'entitlement' to continue?

Pay for it, you horses ass, like all the rest of your rich cronies. I have a very strong impression, knowing other trustee babies as I grew up, that he expects others to be buying the drinks, arranging the tee times, paying the lunch tab, tipping the parking valet....'taking care of it'.

I looked up his political contributions a few years ago. I don't think there was anything over $250.

[HopeHoops]

15. What? Nobody's bringing him his Jack & Cokes with little paper umbrellas?

[SpiralHawk]

16. Typical Republicon: going AWOL from living a responsible life.

[treestar]

17. I thought the Presidency was very stressful

Not a matter of pampering.

[gratuitous]

27. Depends on how you do it

No brains, no pains, yanno?

[Orsino]

35. Not if you do it right.

Drink enough, and take enough naps, and suddenly it's 2009.

[TheBigotBasher]

39. He had the title not the job.

The Dick was in charge.

[hamsterjill]

18. Well, we don't miss you!

n/t

[Phentex]

19. Ass!

I just wanted to say that.

[Peace Patriot]

20. I swear, I think there is a bloated billionaires cabal behind all this which trots out Junior

as an insult to the American people. 'Here you go, you schmucks,' they softly chuckled to each other as they crowned this witless bastard king, 'this is what we think of you and your democracy.' And now they're chuckling again as they dangle this horrible little man on his puppet strings before "fundraising" crowds. 'Eat shit, America.'

[Binka]

50. Amen Bro/Sis You Just Read My Mind

"dangle this horrible little turd" is what I thought though. :toast:

[ejpoeta]

21. i wish you could miss freedom. you should be in prison.

[The_Casual_Observer]

22. The dumbest bastard on the planet

[Erose999]

28. I raise you Michelle Bachmann, Sarah Palin, Christine O' Donnell and Sharon Angle

Four Queens of dumbass.

Granted, I always thought W was really dumb, but I think each of these four ladies has him beat. He's a veritable Rhodes scholar compared to some of these Tea Party candidates.

[Arugula Latte]

23. Not my president -- never will be, ever.

Go crawl back under your rock, you miserable piece of crap.

[dixiegrrrrl]

24. This is for you, georgie

The boast of heraldry, the pomp of power,
And all that beauty, all that wealth e'er gave,
Awaits alike th' inevitable hour:-
The paths of glory lead but to the grave.

Thomas Gray, Elegy Written in a Country Church Yard

[foxfeet]

25. I'm surprised anyone could understand what he said, with that silver spoon in his mouth and all.

[Withywindle]

45. The silver spoon up his nose, more like.

[Nay]

29. As if this prick hasn't always lived a life of total luxury already. Ass.

[Dawson Leery]

30. This ass has had his ass kissed for 64 unfortunate years.

The Bush's know nothing about real work. The Bush family are manipulators and thieves. That is all the Bush's are!

[Binka]

51. If I Could Recommend A Reply It Would Be Yours

If I may I would add NARCISSISTIC as a modifier to the manipulators and thieves. Might be a redundancy though.

[Dawson Leery]

60. Anyone who dared to go after Bush during his first term

was vilified and cowered into apologizing by the right. They are same scum who now attack Obama.

[Flubadubya]

31. He doesn't miss any of the Responsibilities, only the Perks...

which is exactly what L'il Ms. Palin looks forward to... only! :puke:

[gulliver]

33. So the bulge in the flight suit was diapers? n/t

[Orsino]

34. Then shut up and pay some motherfuckers to pamper you.

It's why you were born rich, you fool.

[MilesColtrane]

37. Isn't that precious?

He thinks he was Commander in Chief. HAHAHA!

[City Lights]

38. Ma Bar stopped pampering her widdle georgie porgie?

:eyes:

I doubt it. His whole life has been one big pamper.

[MilesColtrane]

40. He got the Pamper.

We got what was in the Pamper.

[handmade34]

41. HOW was that man our president?? n/t

[Angry Dragon]

42. Bought and paid for by daddy and his friends

[Catherine Vincent]

43. Sold out crowd?

Unbelievable!

[Canuckistanian]

44. You can always pay to be pampered

Just ask David Vitter.

[unkachuck]

46. 'I’m having the time of my life not being your president."

....that's good, the lives of the American people have been hell since you became president....

....how can you enjoy yourself after royally fucking up this country and it's people?....even you must capable of looking back and seeing just what waste you were/are.

[Binka]

53. Not A Chance, NARCISSISTIC Fuckwittages Never Look Back

They just roll and roll and roll with their destruction and fucking bullshit.

[alittlelark]

47. ....

:mad: :puke: :mad: :puke:

[Withywindle]

48. But what about that horrible uncomfortable bed he had to sleep in on 9/11?

He and Laura felt so silly! But they were still asleep by 10 PM so it all worked out alright. Still, they had HARDSHIPS. You don't understand! His bizarre "Mission Accomplished" codpiece costume CHAFED.

[lonestarnot]

52. I bet you do you simpleton motherfucker. You miss driving shit into the ground to I bet. But don't

kid yourself freak, you were never a Commander in Chief. Liar and Thief in Chief but, Commander. No.

[Octafish]

54. Warmonkey Cokewhore, I miss the fact you're not in prison.

WTF, Holder? Did the guy issue himself a pardon before he left office? Really.

[hobbit709]

55. I want you pampered into an orange jumpsuit, shackles and a long stay at gitmo.

[laughingliberal]

56. ...

:puke:

[opihimoimoi]

57. This is the GOP's HERO??? never had a callous on his hands...

Cannot even hammer a nail

screw a screw

nor light a camp fire...

He is a useless dude....

[Jamastiene]

59. Maybe he should contact Vitter.

I think he could help with that.

[ProudDad]

61. You mean 50+ years weren't enough pampering for you?

Fuck you shrub...!

[ProfessorGAC]

63. That's What I Thought Too

Back when he was in office, i never referred to him by name. I always referred to him as SIlverspoon. He's known nothing else in his life BUT pampering.

What a tool this guy is.
GAC

[kenny blankenship]

64. I miss people throwing shoes at you.

[Arugula Latte]

65. *snort*

:spray:

[AngryAmish]

66. Vitter: "I miss wearing Pampers"

[jeremyfive]

68. We Miss Our Money

Anyone else enjoying The Great George W. Bush Depression, like I am?

[Z_I_Peevey]

69. Keep talking, you pampered fuckwit,

and remind the country what it was like when you and your cronies destroyed the military, the economy, the Constitution, and just about everything you touched. Keep talking, George.