When Joe Slocum* posts stuff in his Blog, I for one, take him at his very word

[MrScorpio]

Joe Slocum is one of us, can't you see? His words always demonstrate that point. Whatever we want to be that particular day, Joe tells it like we are.

Joe Slocum has lots of gravitas... He makes having a high-speed internet connection worthwhile.

I don't know what I'd do without my daily dose of Joe Slocum. It's like I have withdrawal symptoms, if I can't get my daily fix.

Psst. How would you like to try a hit of Joe Slocum? It's the GOOD shit.

When I share Joe Slocum with everyone I know, I just love how he pulls people in with everything he says. Joe really has that effect of people, you know?

You can't dispute the power and the glory of Joe Slocum. Why? Because Joe says so, that's why.

Don't bother to fact check Joe Slocum. The man is a fact making factory.

When I grow up, I want to be just like Joe Slocum... When I grow up.

Joe Slocum has made me the man that I am today... Whatever that is.


(*Joe Slocum is NOT a real person... But he could be!)

[Rosa Luxemburg]

1. Link pls.

[Ikonoklast]

2. Joe Slocum is read by tens of readers, every day. Tens!

His influence is bigger than the biggest thing you can imagine...plus one!

[MrScorpio]

3. Joe Slocum is like God...

If God was like Joe Slocum

[Ikonoklast]

4. Joe Slocum created God.

God wishes He was Joe Slocum.


There is no sentient being in this universe that can hold a candle to the massive intellect that is Joe Slocum.







Joe Slocum has a blog, you know.

[MrScorpio]

5. All Glory to THE Joe Slocum! nt

[Ikonoklast]

6. I, for one, bask in the eternal benevolence of his almighty blogginess.

May his keyboard never fail.

[MrScorpio]

9. Praise be. nt

[alittlelark]

7. Joe makes me feel like my piss-poor white trash life

is the fault of those OTHERS.

I coulda been someone!
I coulda got the title!

It's ALL 'THEIR' fault!!!

[MrScorpio]

8. Joe Slocum is the TRUTH! nt

[alittlelark]

12. Amen... Joe is God reincarnate.

I now know my pathetic existence is the fault of others.

I think I mighta figured it out on my own - but he helped me UNDERSTAND!

[DearAbby]

10. Joe Slocum For PRESIDENT!!!!

[MrScorpio]

11. Joe Slocum for Emperor of us all...

Or else!

[Name removed]

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[MrScorpio]

14. When Joe Slocum was conceived...

All of the other spermatozoa stood to the side and saluted their brethren that would become the very same Joe Slocom that we all know and love today, as it joined with the mighty ovum to become the greatest of all zygotes in all of history.

When I read the words of wisdom in his blog, I always have to wipe a tear from my eyes in order to absorb it clearly and faithfully.

Words from this man, Joe Slocum, that the very laws of science and the rules for Human Genetic Code were changed just to bring his brand of wisdom to all of mankind, for our benefit.

Thanks for just being you, Joe.