Campaign Song for Ron Johnson (R Gov Candidate in WI)

[Jackpine Radical]

To the tune of "My Name is Yon Yonson"

My name is Ron Yonson, I live in Visconsin, I own a big plastics plant dere,
and when I go down da street, all da people I meet say “Vots yoor name,” and I say
My name is Ron Yonson, I’ll sell off Visconsin an leave a big hole standing dere,
an ven I go down da street, all da people I meet say “Vots yoor name,” an I say
My name is Ron Yonson, I’ll teabag Visconsin an global warming’s yoost a big scare,
and when I go down da street, all da people I meet say “Vots yoor name,” and I say
My name is Ron Yonson, I’ll piss on Visconsin an say it’s yoost yella rain in da air.