Maybe it's not spray on. Proof John Boehner earned his tan the hard way.

[Bucky]

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say he's in pretty good shape for a 60 year old. And hey, look! There's the limb to climb out on!

[nadinbrzezinski]

1. It has to be photoshoped

Standard for calendars anyway

[Rosco T.]

2. MY EYES!!! IT BURNS! IT BURNS!!!

FFS put a warning on that will ya?

[Bucky]

3. Relax. It's a photoshop. It's only a partial Boehner.

At the very least I've inspired your Halloween costume.

[vixengrl]

4. This whole Vanity Fair calandar is so wrong-headed--

people I never wanted to see/ways I never wanted to see them. I know this is Boehner's big head grafted onto the body of a tiny-nippled skinny youngster--but this is so wrong. I think they picked this particular body because of the packiage and pun thereupon, but still so wrong. Not as wrong as the Beck pic, though. That is wrongity wrongity wrong wrong.

[krispos42]

5. Noooooo! Double Boehners!!!

EYEBLEACH!!!






It's not working!!!!!

[Canuckistanian]

6. This Boehner has lasted for WAY more than 4 hours

Seriously, dude. It's time for medical help.

[Bucky]

9. Can't

Sorry, no medical help. No universal coverage.

[zbdent]

7. I don't know ... maybe it's the permanent brown stain

from kissing the asses of those who fund him ...

[Vinca]

8. OMG - I just had a flashback to my childhood and the weird guy at the lake.