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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-29-10 01:09 PM
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Debt collection practices are getting out of control.
Debt collection firm accused of using fake courtroom

Friday, October 29, 2010

The state Attorney General's office has accused an Erie debt collection agency of using phony hearings in a room decorated to look like a courtroom to collect money from consumers.

The Attorney General's Bureau of Consumer Protection filed a lawsuit today against Unicredit America Inc., which is also known as the Unicredit Debt Resolution Center. The state says the company used people appearing to be sheriff's deputies to deliver hearing notices to consumers and used fake court proceedings to get money from them. The state alleges the company summoned people to an office in Erie that employees called "the courtroom."

The lawsuit is seeking restitution for consumers. A hearing on the lawsuit is scheduled for Dec. 13.

Read more: http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/10302/1099107-100.stm?cmpid=news.xml#ixzz13lsGJSSC


There is nothing they won't stoop to, is there?
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Kennah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-29-10 01:10 PM
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1. Wait until they begin recruiting Teabagger thugs
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lunatica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-29-10 01:11 PM
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2. Maybe they'll take up curb stomping too
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MineralMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-29-10 01:17 PM
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3. Youse should pay up. I wouldn't want anything should happen
to youse.
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Vinnie From Indy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-29-10 01:24 PM
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4. One could actually have a bit of fun with this idiocy
If you knew that these assholes were just debt collectors and not law emforcement you could go their "court" and begin reciting all the famous speeches made in Hollywood films. "You can't handle the truth!" I would end with the great speech given in Animal House - "...and I'm not gonna sit here and listen to you bad mouth the United States of America!" Bring a friend to video the stunt, put it on Youtube and make a few bucks.
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sharp_stick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-29-10 01:29 PM
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5. YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER! YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER!
The whole trial is out of order! They're out of order! That man, that sick, crazy, depraved man, raped and beat that woman there, and he'd like to do it again! He *told* me so! It's just a show! It's a show! It's "Let's Make A Deal"! "Let's Make A Deal"! Hey Frank, you wanna "Make A Deal"? I got an insane judge who likes to beat the shit out of women! Whaddya wanna gimme Frank, 3 weeks probation?
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Vinnie From Indy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-29-10 01:54 PM
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6. This is how I would answer the fake judge's first question
(delivered in a very slow and deliberate tone)

"Well your honor, would you mind if I called you Chief? There is a reason I have not paid my debts. It all started when a Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte... just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that when you're in the water, Chief? You tell by looking from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know, was our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin', so we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know, it was kinda like old squares in the battle like you see in the calendar named "The Battle of Waterloo" and the idea was: shark comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boatswain's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up, down in the water just like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon, the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us. He swung in low and he saw us... he was a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper. Anyway, he saw us and he come in low and three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and starts to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened... waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb. And, THAT is why I have not been able to pay this debt!"
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Mudoria Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-29-10 02:29 PM
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7. I can only leave you with this...
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pipi_k Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-30-10 10:44 AM
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10. Hahahahahah!!!! Some other ideas....
Demand a confession from the "judge" for some outrageous crime...

Take up a collection to help re-elect William G Harding...

Bring a few friends and pretend to be doing auditions for "American Idol"



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Posteritatis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-29-10 03:08 PM
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8. That case is going to be *hilarious*
Lawyer friend of mine who specializes in fighting sketchy debt collectors used the phrase "all-expense-paid surprise vacation" to describe the company's prospects.
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ck4829 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-30-10 10:27 AM
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9. Have to wonder how many times the debt was 5 dollars or the debtor had no way of paying at all
K&R
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