In the spirit of the Rally to Restore Fear: Jesus Was a Goody-Two-Shoes Brownnoser

[coti]

I was sitting on the couch outside my trailer, enjoying my Bud Light and NASCAR, when I got to thinking about that guy Jesus Christ.

Man, I HATE that guy.

What a piece-of-crap, high-and-mighty elitist. Playing like he was all completely without sin and telling everyone that they should work together and just love each other. Now THERE'S a commie pinko intellectual if I've ever seen one.

Feeding BUMS and WELFARE QUEENS! Probably with MY TAX DOLLARS!!

And taking people's swords away from them, telling them NOT to kill each other. Nothing but another sword-grabber.

I've heard stories that he was even a Muslim. What is it about these liberals that makes them hate America so much?

People like that, thinking they're better than us. TRYING to be better than us and everyone else. Trying to act like their ideas are better than my "your way of life is slightly different than mine, so as far as I'm concerned you can just die" ideas. Trying to be the best people they know how to be.

Who the hell did he think he was, anyway? Just whose butt did he think he was kissing-up to, trying to be so damned "righteous?"

Well, he sure got HIS, didn't he? And WELL-DESERVED! Ever THUS to goody-two-shoes, brownnosing elitists!!






He probably started the whole War on Christmas, too.

[AlinPA]

1. "Sword grabber" lol