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sufrommich (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 10:13 AM Original message |
Tampons. Be afraid, be very afraid. |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 10:15 AM Response to Original message |
1. Tampons: the devil's little cotton fingers |
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madmax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 10:29 AM Response to Reply #1 |
20. lol nt |
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Ian David (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 10:29 AM Response to Reply #1 |
22. TAMPONS: "Satan's Little Cotton Fingers!" |
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rox63 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 10:16 AM Response to Original message |
2. WTF? |
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seabeyond (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 10:17 AM Response to Reply #2 |
3. it is fox's way of treating women/girls with any story they can.... nt |
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sufrommich (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 10:19 AM Response to Reply #2 |
4. Someone who has never used one. nt |
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truth2power (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 10:44 AM Response to Reply #4 |
30. Thank you. What nonsense. You can't feel a tampon if it's inserted properly. eom |
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dflprincess (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 10:47 PM Response to Reply #30 |
53. And I can't think of many things more uncomfortable than |
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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 11:35 PM Response to Reply #53 |
66. OMG, that's horrible. |
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woo me with science (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 10:19 AM Response to Reply #2 |
5. Prince Charles? nt |
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sufrommich (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 10:21 AM Response to Reply #5 |
9. lol. Forgot about that one. nt |
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HughBeaumont (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 10:22 AM Response to Reply #5 |
10. FTW! |
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blondeatlast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 10:55 AM Response to Reply #10 |
35. Eeeeuuuuuuwwwww.... nt |
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lapislzi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 10:34 AM Response to Reply #5 |
26. Please send new monitor by return post n/t |
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RavensChick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 11:02 PM Response to Reply #26 |
56. n/t |
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myrna minx (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 10:22 AM Response to Reply #2 |
11. . |
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Coventina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 10:22 AM Response to Reply #2 |
14. While no one can definitively state for every woman who has ever used a tampon |
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uncommon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 11:13 AM Response to Reply #2 |
42. Who the fuck said that? That is insane. |
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CTyankee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 02:37 PM Response to Reply #2 |
52. That tells me a LOT about Gretchen's sex life! |
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RavensChick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 11:00 PM Response to Reply #2 |
55. Wow. |
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HughBeaumont (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 10:21 AM Response to Original message |
6. Um . . . |
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sadbear (799 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 10:21 AM Response to Original message |
7. You know how you can tell this is satire? |
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TwilightGardener (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 10:21 AM Response to Original message |
8. OK, the last quote--gotta be a joke. |
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sufrommich (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 10:22 AM Response to Reply #8 |
13. Yeah, that's why I put the disclaimer at the bottom. The whole |
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Gormy Cuss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 10:22 AM Response to Original message |
12. I wish that I could laugh at this wonderful piece of satire but... n/t |
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Canuckistanian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 10:23 AM Response to Original message |
15. How long before Gohmert is declared insane? |
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RavensChick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 11:04 PM Response to Reply #15 |
57. My money is on February! |
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a la izquierda (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 10:25 AM Response to Original message |
16. yep, i get aroused every time i use tampons |
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Arkansas Granny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 10:28 AM Response to Original message |
17. Good grief. How long was that "fuse" or how short the woman's skirt if |
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truth2power (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 10:43 AM Response to Reply #17 |
28. My first thought, too. I can't even visualize that. n/t |
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blondeatlast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 10:57 AM Response to Reply #17 |
36. No kidding. WTF? nt |
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uppityperson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 01:55 PM Response to Reply #17 |
46. Its the New Improved Tampon with the 3 ft long string! |
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gkhouston (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 11:52 PM Response to Reply #46 |
67. It's a security string to keep thieves from stealing your tampon! n/t |
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nadinbrzezinski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 11:59 PM Response to Reply #46 |
69. UGGH |
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GrpCaptMandrake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 10:28 AM Response to Original message |
18. This smelled "Onion-y" from the start |
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dawg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 10:29 AM Response to Original message |
19. Gotta be satire, but .. |
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lapislzi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 10:29 AM Response to Original message |
21. This is the Onion, right? Right? |
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sufrommich (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 10:32 AM Response to Reply #21 |
23. lol. nt |
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drmeow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 01:58 PM Response to Reply #21 |
47. LOL! |
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polmaven (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 10:33 AM Response to Original message |
24. This HAS to be a joke!! |
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lapislzi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 10:34 AM Response to Original message |
25. Killer tampons of doom |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 10:39 AM Response to Original message |
27. Well my toilet went crazy yesterday afternoon |
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MineralMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 10:44 AM Response to Original message |
29. This is complete bullshit. |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 10:46 AM Response to Original message |
31. I actually snuck home Cuban Cigars in a Tampon box but that was back in 2000 |
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Catherine Vincent (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 02:05 PM Response to Reply #31 |
49. LOL! |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 02:18 PM Response to Reply #49 |
51. they just about fit in the wrapper of extra-supers tampex |
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w8liftinglady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 10:47 AM Response to Original message |
32. Dear lord...as a texan and tampon-wearer,I apologize. |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 10:48 AM Response to Original message |
33. I've used tampons since I was 14 because THEY AREN'T MESSY |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 10:50 AM Response to Original message |
34. Louie Gohmert is probably jealous that a regular tampon is bigger than his dick |
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RavensChick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 11:07 PM Response to Reply #34 |
59. That's a good one! |
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NoNothing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 11:02 AM Response to Original message |
37. Hey guys, you know what's weird? |
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MorningGlow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 11:06 AM Response to Original message |
38. A joke certainly, but wait... |
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bvar22 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 11:07 AM Response to Original message |
39. Ah-HAAAAA!!!! I KNEW it!!!@! |
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lapislzi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 11:11 AM Response to Original message |
40. Kinda gives a whole new meaning to "who lit the fuse on your tampon?" n/t |
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MadHound (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 11:11 AM Response to Original message |
41. Sorry, but just from this article Louie Gohmert appears to be one strange, sick puppy |
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RavensChick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 11:12 PM Response to Reply #41 |
61. Not long. |
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Xenotime (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 11:16 AM Response to Original message |
43. This is a product of our oversexed masculine society. |
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hedgehog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 11:18 AM Response to Original message |
44. Please, please, please, someone tell me this is a joke! |
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dixiegrrrrl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 01:52 PM Response to Original message |
45. "Luckily I had them arrested on the spot when we landed." |
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arbusto_baboso (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 02:00 PM Response to Original message |
48. Gohmert. Dude. it's not a fuse. It's the string. |
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Joanne98 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 02:08 PM Response to Original message |
50. LOL |
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Withywindle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 10:52 PM Response to Original message |
54. Wow, a lot of people fell into the sarchasm here. |
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WinkyDink (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 11:04 PM Response to Original message |
58. Wow. You're only "pretty" sure????? Impaired-Humor Alert! |
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RavensChick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 11:08 PM Response to Original message |
60. He's a repuke! |
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political_Dem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 11:28 PM Response to Original message |
62. Now that has truly crossed the line. |
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Renew Deal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 11:32 PM Response to Original message |
63. Being a TSA screener is about to get a lot more interesting |
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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 11:33 PM Response to Original message |
64. There was a time when I would have immediately thought this was satire... |
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Renew Deal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 11:35 PM Response to Original message |
65. Another South Park inspired bomb plot |
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nadinbrzezinski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-12-10 11:56 PM Response to Original message |
68. While you could do something with almost anything |
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