How will Glenn Beck's career end?

[LuckyTheDog]

Poll question: How will Glenn Beck's career end?

[Hello_Kitty]

1. I dunno. But his Morton Downey Jr. moment is long overdue. eom

[virgogal]

26. OMG I had forgotten about him. Good call !

[hlthe2b]

34. I've been thinking about Downey for years... Expecting Beck to

show up with a backwards swastika on his fat head. I predict his career-ending flame out will be equally bizarre (and can't come quickly enough).

[sakabatou]

2. All of the above?

[LuckyTheDog]

5. I added an option similar to that (nt)

[TwilightGardener]

3. Damn--I chose "on-air freak out" and then remembered that was his whole shtick to begin with.

[Swede]

4. In his closet,with a tie around his neck.

:shrug:

[XemaSab]

6. On the bed, with a tie around his neck.

:P

[Lance_Boyle]

7. I figure on-air suicide. n/t

[Xipe Totec]

8. Somewhat like this

[supernova]

9. I vote for on-air psychotic break

But his minions sadly won't recognize it as such. They'll just think he saw God.

[Fumesucker]

12. I would argue that has already occurred..

When you talk to God it's called prayer, when God talks to you it's called schizophrenia..

[sasha031]

21. I can see that...

:rofl:

[peace frog]

10. I like the morals charge possibility

but voted for combination. The guy is just too whacked out to implode in one dimension.

[NYCGirl]

11. Quietly, with a whimper and then total obscurity. NT

[HuckleB]

18. Ah, you beat me to it!

:toast:

[Angry Dragon]

13. Video taped in an act of carnal knowledge on his studio desk

with palin and bachmann

[HughBeaumont]

14. In a corrupt and scandal-ridden rocket ride to the Ninth Circle.

[Jamastiene]

15. It probably won't.

Assholes like that outlive everybody around them and never STFU, it seems.

[HuckleB]

16. It will end with the quiet cancellation of his show, as ratings plummet post 2012.

[Brother Buzz]

17. With Colonel Catsup in the Library with the wench!

[JoePhilly]

19. In a puddle of his own sick.

[proteus_lives]

20. Not a bang, with a whimper.

[stuntcat]

22. I'm afraid he could be elected president in a couple more decades

I'm serious. No, no giggling.. I fycking mean it.

the dumbing-down is going a lot faster than I thought possible.

[Initech]

23. Same way they got Dillenger: tax fraud.

[chemp]

24. Other

assasinated by one of his own crazies, who feel like they were betrayed by his latest outburst.

[patricia92243]

41. I do not want anybody to ever be assassinated, but I am afraid that you are right. One of the

monsters of his own making will turn on him.

[Ian David]

25. Auto-Erotic asphyxiation. n/t

[Bolo Boffin]

27. Psychotic break. The stand-off with police will come after the end of his career. n/t

[Uncle Joe]

28. He will be killed by a vengeful goat.

Thanks for the thread, LuckytheDog.

[Erose999]

48. You mean Snowball? He's NOT vengeful. He was provoked...

[gort]

29. He will pull off his mask and reveal he is really Andy Kaufman

Nt

[dkofos]

30. Bullet to the head.

[sfwriter]

31. I keep saying in a clock tower.

[elleng]

32. Not with a bang but a whimper. . . .

[MrSlayer]

33. Walk away filthy rich, laughing at the idiots he's bilked.

He's crazy all the way to the bank.

[Kennah]

35. I'm going with sex tape

It will explain this.

[cbdo2007]

36. He'll probably die of old age. No reason for him to end his career.

[KeyserSoze87]

37. He'll end up in the back of a van headed to a mental hospital in a straight jacket.

Mark my words.

[caty]

38. Something else....

His wife shoots him in self defense when she tells him she has become a Socialist Democrat. News at 11.

[marmar]

39. He'll blow himself up on-air

[wizstars]

40. He will have a total psychotic breakdown on November 6, 2012, when....

....Sarah Palin loses the Presidential election to Barack Obama in the greatest landslide in history.

[GrpCaptMandrake]

42. Suicide

There's a family history.

[Johonny]

43. It's a tough vote cause he's done half of those already

[madokie]

44. He'll take the cowards way out when its all said and done

he'll back himself into a corner where he'll feel he has no choice.
be found with a bottle in one hand and a pill bottle in the other

[Kennah]

45. If he does do himself in ...

... the suicide note will be written as a death notice. However, I suspect he'll royally fuck it up.

"Die you right wing fanatic! Signed, Epstein's Mother, President and CEO of the Tides Foundation"

[jmowreader]

46. His ratings will fall because they've found someone even more extreme

There's a KKK News Hour show on selected local cable tv outlets--they'll get the two people who host it onto national television, and Beck's days will be numbered.

[Hassin Bin Sober]

47. Choking on vomit (someone else's).

[Erose999]

49. Murder/suicide. Glenn Beck is so evil he would want to take a few more souls with him. I suspect

it'll probably be his wife and family. Probably some of his handlers too. It'll be some kind of bizarre cult thing.

[Ter]

50. Other: old age

We're stuck with him for roughly 40 more years.

[CBHagman]

52. I think he won't be able to maintain an audience that long.

I suspect the demographics aren't with him and that he can't pull off the schtick for that length of time.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

51. Academy award.

[Mimosa]

53. With a whimper, not a bang

He'll go out when people tire of his lies?

[Divine Discontent]

54. I'm hoping an on-air meltdown, so we have something to cherish... ha

[HopeHoops]

55. Other: Inexplicable fatal accident while dancing naked with a salad shooter.

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

56. Literally with a whimper.

[political_Dem]

57. Arrested on air for being a co-conspiritor in domestic terrorism.

After all, it's time for the DHS to be truly useful.

[malaise]

58. Live on air

suicide

[Dash87]

59. I chose on-air freakout.

He's going to nuke the fridge like Savage did. It's only a matter of time.

[rucky]

He'll get on the right mix of medication & start to make sense. n/t

[rucky]

60. dupe

[warrior1]

61. hopefully this

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x4613134

[B Calm]

62. Just like the rest of his family, he'll commit suicide.

[UTUSN]

63. Not soon enough. Just yesterday he said somebody/whoever tries to silence him

but "they" will never succeed because there are many like him behind him.

[FormerDittoHead]

64. Doing drugs while with a hooker.

For years, the man had a serious drinking and coke problem, and instead of going to rehab or AA, he found Jesus.

The only thing between him and taking a serious bender a'la Chris Farley is that Beck's been keeping himself so busy with both TV and radio shows and talking to the people who write his books, he simply doesn't have the time.

Maybe if Rush had a TV show too, he wouldn't have had the opportunity to get hooked on Oxy.

But all Beck needs is some time to kill, some "fan" get get alone with him, someone who can get his drugs and you have the recipe for a Robert Downey Jr. photo op.

[NoPasaran]

65. Blindfolded, standing in front of a bullet-pocked wall

[greendog]

66. His fans will get bored with him when someone crazier comes along. n/t

[Populist_Prole]

67. Drop dead from an aneurism

He's bound to pop a vessel anytime now...

[Swamp Rat]

68. 1990 'snuff film'?

:D

[trusty elf]

69. with a kick