How is it that Molly Ivins is taken from us at 62...

[phantom power]

and the undead body of Dick "infinite-bypass" Cheney is still lurching along at 66, serving the forces of evil?

It's fucking wrong.

[Kerrytravelers]

1. While I wouldn't wish death upon anyone, it is true that the good die in midstream...

... and the bad just keep on kicking.

[derby378]

2. Keep it in perspective - Jesus only lived 33 years

Last I heard, his legacy still endures despite the efforts of his fundamentalist disciples to screw it up for the rest of us.

[treestar]

3. ooooooooooh, you are in trouble when Agent Mike sees this

Darth Cheney is kept alive with wires.

:scared:

[RoyGBiv]

4. Further evidence ...

... that we're fucked.

[Hosnon]

5. Easy. The universe grants each human a certain amount of good shit to do. Once

that shit is done, you get a ticket out.

I suppose Cheney could live forever actually.

[zulchzulu]

6. She made it to Heaven sooner...but as for Dick...

...they're still installing the new special torture chambers in Hell for him...doing the final touches, polishing the thrusting nail-protruding padded cell and making sure the temperature goes well past....oh never mind...