A Not So Random Act of Kindness for a Birther.

[theothersnippywshrub]

I have a birther neighbor across the street. Not long ago I took my small dog out early one morning as I always do so that she could do her business. As always, she peed on the first patch of grass she reached , and then (again as always) she began walking around sniffing the ground looking for the next place she should pee. Then (again as always) she began the apparently very, very serious process of locating the best place to poop. She located the spot; dropped the deuce and then (again as always) darted to the front door. We came inside, she got a treat and I got some caffeine. And then I just happened to glance out a window and saw my birther neighbor running toward my front yard. I immediately assumed that he was on his way to my front door to berate me for not policing the the dog poop and I began fantasizing about ways to humiliate him. However, rather than approaching my home, he darted to the location of the dog poop, got down on his hands and knees, and began eating the fecal matter. I was stunned. I was not only speechless; I was thoughtless.

I decided that I needed to verify what I had witnessed, so I made a point of watching out a window the next few mornings after my dog took a crap. And each morning, the birther neighbor trotted over to dine. After several days I explained what was happening to my wife. Her reaction was: "Oh my God. We need to help him!" After a great deal of thought, I agreed with her.

So I got a bigger dog.



All that is necessary for republicans to triumph, is for good men to do nothing.

[hlthe2b]

1. Ohh my God... you reeled me in, hook, line and sinker....!

:rofl:

[tridim]

2. LOL!

[KingFlorez]

3. Nasty, rofl

I don't even want to think about that.

[theothersnippywshrub]

4. Fascinating edit. n/t

[KingFlorez]

21. Didn't read the post good enough at first

Sometimes you can never tell with the stories people tell online.

[theothersnippywshrub]

25. Been there, done that; many, many times.

I just was a little surprised at the first post and the quick edit. I did not mean to sound snarky.

[DesertFlower]

5. you had me there for a minute.

:toast:

[T Wolf]

6. So bad..., but so, so very good. I'll never hear the words "bigger dog" again without smiling. Thx

[Submariner]

7. Ohhh...you must be one of those Professional Liberals we've been hearing 'bout

:rofl:

[SwissTony]

8. Boy, I walked into that one! ROFL. n.t.

[Kurovski]

9. You got a laugh, you bastid!

I was waiting for some heartwarming story. Thank God you veered off into such truly disgusting territory. :D

But I could've gone either way.

[Jackpine Radical]

10. Wanna borrow this guy?

145 lb of Golden Retriever.

[theothersnippywshrub]

12. Gotta love Goldens. Birther Nation would be well fed by that stud.

Is he healthy at that weight?

[Jackpine Radical]

13. He seems to be very healthy.

He's fat, but he's also really tall and long. He can lay his head on the kitchen table while just standing there.

He was just at the vet today for shots & the vet found no problems.

[theothersnippywshrub]

16. Excellent. How old is he? n/t

[Jackpine Radical]

27. 7 and a few months.

[theothersnippywshrub]

28. Still young after all those years. n/t

[Mister Ed]

11. Not amused, just disgusted.

First unrec of my lifetime.

Sorry to be a wet blanket, people. Flame if you must.

[theothersnippywshrub]

14. I am honored to get your "unrec" cherry. I will cherish it for the appropriate length of time. n/t

[theothersnippywshrub]

17. The appropriate length of time has passed. n/t

[dionysus]

30. !!!

:spray:
jesus you're on a roll....

[tavalon]

18. On this you waste an unrec? LOL

At least you didn't do it the usual way, the cowards way.

[theothersnippywshrub]

20. Not just "an unrec." It was the "First unrec of my lifetime." I'm still quivering. n/t

[JI7]

22. of all the things people post on DU this is your first and only unrec?

[Drunken Irishman]

15. That is so horrible...but so very, very funny.

[theothersnippywshrub]

19. Birthers are like that: horrible . . . but very, very funny. n/t

[msanthrope]

23. Absolutely revolting and hysterically funny. Thank you!!! n/t

[Divernan]

24. You are Baaaaaad - but in a very funny way.

mt

[theothersnippywshrub]

26. "Baaaaaad" implies sheep. Do you know my something else about my neighbor? n/t

[Divernan]

32. He as born in dumf**kistan, where the men are men & the sheep are afraid.

nt

[awoke_in_2003]

29. Have you ever thought about...

going in to the dog rescue business? :rofl:

[Suich]

31. Congratulations!

I have yet to receive my first "un-rec!"

K&R!