Has anyone heard anything about Boehner having an affair?

[Perky]

All I have heard is a whisper campaign that the NYT has the story and has been working on it for six months.

[provis99]

1. is he ever sober enough to start an affair?

Or did he find a female Oompa-loompa who likes drunks?

[Wickerman]

6. Must meet her at the golf course clubhouse

Because between golf and drinking I don't think he'd have time to have a relationship (outside, of course, with the bottle and a nine-iron).

[Bad Thoughts]

7. Maybe he multi-tasks while tanning. eom.

[hootinholler]

12. I suspect it would be with a beer cart girl

:shrug:

Maybe *that's* what happened to the Golden Gate Course.

-Hoot

[zbdent]

16. A republican having an affair would be par for the course ...

the surprise would be that it WASN'T with a man ...

[catgirl]

11. And likes to kiss chain smokers n/t

[tularetom]

2. No and I don't want to hear about it either

I'd have nightmares for a month just visualizing it.

[CTyankee]

14. Orange, naked and comin' atcha! That's pretty scary...

:scared:

[hedgehog]

17. euwwww!

[CTyankee]

18. Sorry...I was bad...

I apologize...

[Canuckistanian]

19. Oh, please - I just ate

And I enjoyed that meal.

[rocktivity]

3. Something about him and a lobbyist

From Huffpo 09-24-10:

Insiders on Capitol Hill are buzzing about an upcoming New York Times exposé that will detail an alleged Boehner affair. Sources say the Times is looking for the right time to drop the story in October to sway the election, similar to how the Times reported during the 2008 presidential campaign on an alleged John McCain affair that supposedly had taken place many years before and that was flatly denied by the woman in question.

But keep in mind that this is the same New York Times that sat on the "Bush wired for prez debate with Kerry" story because they thought it might sway the election!

:eyes:
rocktivity

[tridim]

4. The NYT is probably holding it back until after the election.

As to not tarnish the GOP's chances, because they believe that wouldn't be fair.

I've been wondering why we've never seen any female Oompah-Loopahs. Now we know.

[ellie]

5. Yes, last week it was mentioned

and we were all skeeved out by it.

Gross.

[TheCowsCameHome]

8. With a name like that, he could very well be.

[Liberal_Stalwart71]

9. Of course not. He's a Republican. They get away with all kinds of shit! n/t

[bahrbearian]

10. Maybe Larry Flint knows

[CJCRANE]

13. Maybe it went the same place as their story on McCain's alleged affair.

Nowhere.

[jberryhill]

15. It's kind of a "who cares"

Shocking news: Republican politician is having an affair!

Imagine you supported Boehner. Do you think this story would change your pea-brain of a mind about anything?

And if you don't support Boehner, this is just a toothpick in the bonfire.

[zulchzulu]

20. I posted a while back about it... it's too disgusting to even think about

Boehner and a woman who actually falls for his shit is just too disgusting to even have the thought enter your head. He's lucky nobody would believe he is even capable of having an affair.

[krispos42]

21. Shouldn't be that hard to find her...

...just look for the woman covered in something resembling Cheetos dust.


ETA: or him. You know how these Republicans act in private.

[704wipes]

23. Yeah she is orange too, undoubtedly

He is her orange crush.

[Snarkoleptic]

22. If he was carrying on with another woman, she prolly left him when he got

so liquored up that he fell off of the ball washer and dislocated his shoulder.