You gotta love the RW. Latest conspiracy theory? Obama was a conjoined twin.

[Ruby the Liberal]

I kid you not. Someone I know SERIOUSLY sent this to me. (I won't post the article link. Easily googable given the bizarre quotes)

The evidence - a "scar":



Which leads to the theory:

Let's suppose that he was born a conjoined at the head twin and the surgery left its mark, that in fact one twin got the rhythm and cool -- let's call that one "Candidate Obama" -- and he was the one who so charmed people who should have known better like Peggy Noonan and David Brooks. The other was thicker witted and needed folks like Bill Ayers and his own smarter twin to pull him through. Let's call that one "President Obama."

SNIP

But what if he were twins? One of them (Candidate Obama) could sit in an adjoining room writing up the answers from an open book while the other (President Obama) walked back and forth without arousing the proctors' suspicions. Maybe they even took turns each semester, with one doping up and having fun while the other worked. Perhaps that explains how he can claim he attended Columbia for two years when that school has records of him being there for only 9 months. One twin just forgot to sign in the year when it was his turn.

Complete with artist's rendering:



Man alive, these people are out there.

:rofl: :rofl:

[babylonsister]

1. No words to do this justice. But yes, they're out there!!! nt

[Enrique]

2. off-topic: Andy Garcia actually was a conjoined twin

seriously.

[damntexdem]

3. One born in Hawaii, the other in Kenya?

;-)

[Zambero]

4. Thank God Kenya had such high tech medical facilities back in '61

Access to the finest technology. And skilled Johns Hopkins surgeons in every village. There's no way anyone could have survived this miraculous surgical procedure in the likes of Honolulu USA!

:sarcasm:

[Solomon]

5. Wait. Have you seen the Obama is a clone of Pharoah

Akenathen? Not just Obama, but Michelle and the two daughters.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHrHBJD8PKo

[young but wise]

8. OMG. It's a bunch of looney people in this world.

:rofl:

[Life Long Liberal]

6. Amazing! Scary!

[Arugula Latte]

7. Perhaps, not unlike Dwight Shrute, he absorbed his own twin.

"When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had absorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby."

[DrToast]

9. That's why he's hiding the birth certificate. It has two people on it!