Trump Undecided About What Stupid Shit to Say Next (Borowitz Report)

[pokerfan]

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) – With the public’s attention focused on the death of Osama bin Laden, billionaire Donald Trump huddled with advisors for the second straight day to try to decide what stupid shit to say next.

“The bin Laden thing has definitely stolen the headlines from Donald,” said close associate and advisor Tracy Klugian. “The only way he can grab them back is by doing what he does best: saying something really fucked up.”

Trump’s two-day hiatus from spewing messed up shit is the longest on record, experts say, adding to the pressure on the billionaire to break his silence with something truly craptastic.

More: http://www.borowitzreport.com/2011/05/03/trump-undecided-about-what-stupid-shit-to-say-next :rofl:

[crickets]

1. “He just makes it look easy.”

Needed the laugh, thanks. :)

[yellowcanine]

2. No proof that Obama was ever potty trained. Long form potty certificate missing.

And the one Obama released has "layers" on it.

[Ikonoklast]

3. He will announce that *he* is really Osama Bin Laden.

And that the entire mission to get him was a hoax.

[jillan]

4. I think he is trying to come up with a way to take credit for the death of OBL.