Florida's Bestiality Law May Have Accidentally Outlawed Sex Entirely

[steve2470]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/11/floridas-bestiality-law_n_860836.html#s277665&title=Josh_Chambers

There may be some terrible news to report out of Florida today, depending on how the state's residents have collectively decided to apply the basic science of biological classification to their lives. Last week, we noted some good news: The Florida legislature had finally passed a law that would outlaw bestiality and preserve the innocence of Florida's native fauna.

At the time, I posited that only shiny-pated grifter-Governor Rick Scott could possibly foul up the effort. But over at Southern Fried Science, blogger "Andrew" points out that the law's wording has basically outlawed sex entirely:

An act relating to sexual activities involving animals; creating s. 828.126, F.S.; providing definitions; prohibiting knowing sexual conduct or sexual contact with an animal; prohibiting specified related activities; providing penalties; providing that the act does not apply to certain husbandry, conformation judging, and veterinary practices; providing an effective date.

Click ">here for a handy visual provided by Southern Fried Science that elucidates the fact that human beings are smack dab in the middle of the animal kingdom -- by which he means the "group of multicellular, eukaryotic organisms of the kingdom Animalia" and not the horse that won the 2011 Kentucky Derby (being "smack dab in the middle" of a thoroughbred horse is a situation the law originally intended to prevent).

[flvegan]

1. Worth it if Rick Scott will stop fucking us.

[KaryninMiami]

2. Touche- you nailed it and made me laugh out loud

Sadly, Scott is still our governor however...Not a good time to be a Floridian. The Jeb years are beginning to look like a vacation compared this nightmare.

[pitohui]

3. don't worry citizen, the law will only be applied to those of the wrong color and beliefs

sort of like the laws against "crime against nature" (oral sex) in virginia

pretty popular rich people can still fuck at will, the rest of you lawbreakers better get ready to pay some hefty fines

remember, he ain't just a hunk you're trying to bed, he's an ANIMAL

[Sonoman]

4. Get yer Fleshlights rat chere!

Look it up, yourself.

Sonoman

[Lost-in-FL]

5. Time for civil disobedience!!!

:evilgrin:

[CJvR]

6. Considering...

...the average age of Floridians it might not be a serious loss.

[Solly Mack]

7. The husbandry clause is giving me a giggle fit

Considering the point of the OP.


Sex banned in Florida...but you can still blow sperm up Bessie.

I'm dying here. lolololololol

[mysuzuki2]

8. Let me be the first to suggest

a fuck-in at the Florida state capitol. Who's with me?

[steve2470]

9. is there something wrong with the [link:URL|text] tags tonight ?

I keep trying to use it to link a picture and it renders as <...>

Weird.

[steve2470]

10. kick for today's crowd nt