Pakistanis ask Bush and Blair to teach them how to lie through their teeth

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Pakistani officials have contacted George W Bush and his little friend for tips on how to tell big juicy whoppers while keeping a straight face.

The Pakistani government have some serious fibbing to do in the coming weeks and months and have sought the advice of accomplished con men, deciding now that they will settle for nothing less than the two biggest bullshitters in the business.

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“Every time any of us tries to deny knowing where Bin Laden was, we keep fluffing our lines and pissing ourselves with laughter.”

“I mean actually letting bits of wee out, too, which I don’t usually mind doing but it shows up pretty bad on these beige uniforms.”

http://newsthump.com/2011/05/10/pakistanis-ask-bush-and-blair-to-teach-them-how-to-lie-through-their-teeth/

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