Public Service Announcement for prudish congressional members planning a vacation.

[pacalo]

We know you've raked in enough money helping your obscenely rich corporate friends to not be satisfied with a destination that would be less than a thousand miles away, exclusive, & -- admit it -- exotic.  

So, I've done a quick research for those outwardly prudish but privately lusting congress members who are planning summer vacations & are craving to fulfill their needs to be a human being for a change.  Human beings are known for having curiosity, being adventurous, & having a sense of fun.

And face it, healthy human beings are fascinated with the human body, particularly when they live in a society where society is ashamed of the human body.

So, here are the destinations you may want to secretly visit (or avoid) because public nudity -- more specifically, bare breasts -- is considered OKAY:

France
French West Indies (includes St. Barths, Guadeloupe, Martinique, & St. Martin)
Italy
Spain
Australia
Vancouver, British Columbia
Greece

And, according to Forbes, these are considered to be the best topless beaches:

Copacabana Beach -Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
Black's Beach - San Diego, California
Kuta Beach - Bali , Indonesia
South Beach - Miami, Florida
Anse du Gouverneur - St. Barts, French West Indies
Plage de Tahiti - Saint-Tropez, France
Paradise Beach - Mykonos, Greece
Camps Bay - Cape Town, South Africa
Playa d'en Bossa - Ibiza, Spain
Playa El Agua - Margarita Island, Venezuela

http://travel.lovetoknow.com/wiki/Topless_Beach

This is by no means a comprehensive list of places that are unfearful of seeing human body parts.  You may contact your travel agent, providing they can be dicreet in serving your hypocritical nature, for a more extensive choice of destinations.

[Anakin Skywalker]

1. .

[Hardrada]

2. I'm in!

Bring lots of sunscreen.