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Renew Deal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-09-11 12:01 PM Original message |
Man Breaks Into Sex Shop, 'Attempting Sexual Relations' With Blow-Up Doll |
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flamingdem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-09-11 12:02 PM Response to Original message |
1. Did the doll look like Michelle Bachman? nt |
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Electric Monk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-09-11 12:03 PM Response to Original message |
2. Couldn't even succeed with a blow up doll? He was merely attempting? |
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WingDinger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-09-11 12:05 PM Response to Reply #2 |
5. Fool didnt buy her dinner first. |
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originalpckelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-09-11 12:05 PM Response to Reply #2 |
6. "Sweetie, you couldn't even get laid with a sex toy." |
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originalpckelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-09-11 12:04 PM Response to Original message |
3. "Anyone can come in here and purchase it..." "Little Jim" |
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Solly Mack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-09-11 12:04 PM Response to Original message |
4. Little Jim |
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originalpckelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-09-11 12:06 PM Response to Reply #4 |
7. There must be a computer program that sifts through police reports... |
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Solly Mack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-09-11 12:07 PM Response to Reply #7 |
11. I wouldn't doubt it. |
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Enrique (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-09-11 12:06 PM Response to Original message |
8. i like the plug too |
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Renew Deal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-09-11 12:22 PM Response to Reply #8 |
18. TMI |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-09-11 12:06 PM Response to Original message |
9. This guy can't get a date in DC at all? |
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Aerows (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-09-11 12:25 PM Response to Reply #9 |
20. He can't even get it on with a blow up doll |
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Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-09-11 12:07 PM Response to Original message |
10. Wow, desperate times call for desperate measures! |
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Renew Deal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-09-11 12:15 PM Response to Reply #10 |
15. All you think about is him? |
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Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-09-11 12:17 PM Response to Reply #15 |
17. DAM! |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-09-11 12:10 PM Response to Original message |
12. Maybe Little Jim has trouble with women. |
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Fuddnik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-09-11 12:10 PM Response to Original message |
13. Uncle Sam Wants You! |
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woo me with science (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-09-11 12:14 PM Response to Original message |
14. Does that mean it goes on the bargain table now? nt |
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Electric Monk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-09-11 12:16 PM Response to Reply #14 |
16. Almost used |
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MilesColtrane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-09-11 12:23 PM Response to Original message |
19. "enjoying his pillaged booty"? |
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Aerows (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-09-11 12:26 PM Response to Reply #19 |
22. LOL |
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Springer9 (268 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-09-11 12:26 PM Response to Original message |
21. "Lifelike vinyl" my ass. |
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kestrel91316 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-09-11 12:35 PM Response to Original message |
23. I am thinking SOMEBODY in this picture was a bit drunk. |
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tishaLA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-09-11 12:41 PM Response to Original message |
24. so there are places that have sex shops that close? really? |
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ZombieHorde (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-09-11 12:42 PM Response to Original message |
25. Seems like strange behavior. I wonder if he has PTSD. |
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mysuzuki2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-09-11 07:43 PM Response to Original message |
26. I strongly suspect that |
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kenny blankenship (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-09-11 08:16 PM Response to Original message |
27. He's an Officer and a Gentleman -if he wants to fuck your doll, LET him fuck it by God! |
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joshcryer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-09-11 08:26 PM Response to Original message |
28. How long did he spend trying to blow up the doll? Geez. |
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seabeyond (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-09-11 08:30 PM Response to Reply #28 |
30. ha ha. that is what i was thinking. he was all blowed out. lol. nt |
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hifiguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-09-11 08:28 PM Response to Original message |
29. Another Freeper heard from |
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