Freeper John Galt gets visit from FBI

[grasswire]

Just received a visit from the FBI
7/30/2011 | John Galt - psuedoname

Posted on Saturday, July 30, 2011 6:17:27 PM by jongaltsr

A couple of hours ago receive a hard knock on the door. I answered the door and about 7 or 8 agents all flashing badges (claiming to be FBI and/or CIA) rushed me and pushed me against the far wall.

My dog attacked and they would have shot him had I not broken free for a second and covered him by laying him on the floor beneath me.

After things calmed down a bit and I received assurances that nothing would happen to him if I placed him in the bedroom and closed the door.

I did so and they then read me my rights and explained that my opinions expressed on Free Republic were the reason they were there. I had expressed my opinion of what I thought of the current President and the majority in congress and was therefore a potential threat to the government. After what seemed to be hours they came to the conclusion (I hope) that I was merely expressing my opinion and not a leader of a counter revolutionary army - as they saw it.

They searched my apartment for weapons and found 4 (which I have not fired in over a year or more) and they seized them for testing. My dog (Ranger) was not happy with the situation so I had to hold on to him during the search to keep him from being shot.

They also seized my computer and downloaded my entire files system. I suppose they also copied any files erased by normal erasure techniques. They returned the computer as "WAS" (as far as I can tell) but I after careful consideration the past few hours I have concluded that they are monitoring me closely.

I'm not even sure this message will make it through but what else can I do but try?

If (Big IF!) this does make it through, beware. They are watching and may make a visit to your residence and give your the same routine.

It really shook me up and I have trouble keeping my nerves steady and my thoughts straight as I write this message.

Once this gets out (IF THIS GETS OUT) I can pretty much expect their return but this time they probably won't be quite as considerate of myself and my dog who they will probably shoot on sight.

I have packed my truck with essentials but I suspect that there are those that are watching so I may not make it to one of my favorite mountain camping sites.

There I will not have any communications except when I get into town and use WIFI to make any contact.

Good luck and keep your heads down.

They have become serious about enforcing their new powers - and some of us might not make it.

I'll probably be #1 on their list.

Semper Fi and God Bless one and all.

(Guess I chose my alias correctly) (John Galt_
.........................................

Freepers apparently think it's a hoax, although he has been a member for thirteen years.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2756443/posts

[Poll_Blind]

1. I got as far as them NOT shooting the dog and knew it was BS.

PB

[seabeyond]

53. broke free for a sec and layed on top of dog.... lol lol. i hear ya. where i stopped, too. nt

[H2O Man]

64. It actually got

even funnier and more full of crap after that.

[seabeyond]

66. odd little man, to have a need to make up such a story on the net. nt

[H2O Man]

77. True, yet

not an uncommon blurring of fantasy and reality for such wee little ones.

[seabeyond]

92. ha. lol. nt

[XanaDUer]

69. Me too

and he threw himself over the dog to protect it. Um, suuuure ya did.

[Buns_of_Fire]

100. To protect it. To protect it. Uh huh. Right. Mr. Santorum would like a word with you, "John"... nt

[XanaDUer]

101. I'm sorry

but I have no clue what your post means.

[MgtPA]

105. Santorum - "Man on Dog..."

[Buns_of_Fire]

107. Remember Rick Santorum bemoaning "Man on Dog?"

(I'm often way too oblique in my references. Sorry 'bout that.:-))

[myrna minx]

71. I got as far as the CIA flashing badges and snorted out loud.

I can see the Secret Service visiting a deranged at FR, but the CIA flashing a badge? :rofl:

[AsahinaKimi]

118. Why would the CIA have any interest in him?

They work over seas, last I heard. The Secret Service I could understand, but the CIA?

[EFerrari]

2. LOL

[Iggo]

3. Yeah. He's number one on their list.

:eyes:

[Dappleganger]

4. "You should have activated your stuned beeber."

Did Justin Beiber join the FBI??

[nadinbrzezinski]

5. CIA? Secret Service I will buy

but CIA?

And I am accused of posting fantasy...

[white_wolf]

6. I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure the CIA isn't allowed to operate in the U.S.

That is the FBI's territory and I don't think they'd be happy if the CIA was on their turf. I could be wrong but agencies like this are normally fairly territorial.

[Dragonfli]

10. you are correct, it is illegal for the CIA to operate in the US /nt

[saras]

44. I've not defending this idiot, but illegality has never stopped the CIA from operating in the US

http://www.gwu.edu/~nsarchiv/NSAEBB/NSAEBB222/index.htm">CIA shenanigans before the seventies 'reform'

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6095958">a DU collaborative discussion of more recent activity

[Dragonfli]

45. I agree with you completely I was

just pointing out what the "law" says. In truth I think they do what they want.

[tsuki]

79. I don't think that a spy would carry a badge identifing himself as

a spy, but I am old and a lot has changed since back in the day.

[Flubadubya]

56. Still, it's a pretty far stretch to imagine the CIA acting in an "official capacity"...

such as this. No doubt that the CIA acts in this country, alright, but you would never know about it, nor would Mr. Freeper. They would never walk up to someone's door and announce they are CIA agents and "flash their badges". Sheez!

They might do some surreptitious "ensnaring" of a "target", but they would certainly never let that target know that it is the CIA doing it, especially, they would never act in any such "official" manner.

[TalkingDog]

99. All that aside: The CIA don't need no steenking badges

Unlike the FBI, CIA operatives don't have badges and can't claim jurisdiction at crime.

They do however, carry some form of ID.

[Ikonoklast]

7. Yeah, the CIA always goes along for the ride.

What bullshit.

A raid, no less, with no one identifying themselves as Federal Agents.

Good way for them to get themselves shot.


Semper Fi my ass, bet you a dollar to a donut the closest he ever got to the Marine Corp was watching Gomer Pyle re-runs.

Never happened.

[Judi Lynn]

8. Omigod, we're doomed. My door was also just boomed open & I fell on my cat.

They went through the house, and put my underwear on their heads. They ate all the food in the fridge, and sent out of pizza. Now they're playing poker in the dining room.

How can I escape? Even as I post, they are reading over my shoulder. Help.

All is lost.

[Poll_Blind]

12. .

:rofl:



PB

[grasswire]

17. one of those dogs to the rear looks like John Boehner

See the resemblance??

[Poll_Blind]

22. Holy shit, second in from the left? Am I right?

LOL! I could bet that MORE than one of them bears an uncanny resemblance!

:rofl:

PB

[Waiting For Everyman]

36. It's the same droopy expression and he's kinda orange.

[Capitalocracy]

37. There's Mitch in the front passing a card with his paw. nt

[TheDebbieDee]

32. That's not a raid, that's a frat party! Lol!

[Waiting For Everyman]

34. laughed out loud and couldn't stop.

:rofl:

Thank goodness I wasn't drinking or eating anything.

[WinkyDink]

61. OMG, tears!!

[H2O Man]

65. The need to have

the ability to "recommend" an individual response on an OP/thread has never been better demonstrated than by your response.

[dana_b]

120. oh Judi...

:rofl: Best laugh I've had today!!

[Horse with no Name]

9. LOL...is this the Onion?

Because it is truly unbeliebabble....

[grasswire]

16. hell, there are 550 replies!

I haven't read them yet, but think it will be good for many a laugh.

[Vanje]

11. I bet he looks just like Chuck Norris!

Great stuff!

[BiggJawn]

20. Naw.....

I'll bet he's mid-30's, obese, balding, unbathed in a cheetos-stained t-shirt and skidmarked boxers and they busted down the door to his mom's basement to get at him...

[sarge43]

83. And a dangerous carbon monoxide level in that basement. n/t

[Vanje]

117. But in his mind...

He IS Chuck Norris!

[Lifelong Protester]

13. Ah, the rewards of a rich fantasy life....

amusing your free republic friends with your tales of derring-do...or whatever.

[immoderate]

14. If this doesn't make it through, watch out! If it does, never mind.

:rofl:

--imm

[grasswire]

38. I love that one.

Could be a new phrase in Internet language.

[jzodda]

15. Here is an exampe of this nut

Frankly? What a moron to post such thing


"we need to “ELIMINATE” all those that do not understand the constitution and implication.
Hang all that are self important from the trees in front of the congress and let their body’s (Bones) remain as reminders to those that follow what will happen to those that follow that do not mind the intent and constructions of the “Constitution” and the rights of the individual."

Sooooo....what should law enforcement do when a guy who proclaims he is "ex military" and has lots of guns posts crap like that? If he is serious take his guns away at least. If he is being a Freeper Diva? Then at least fine his ass the cost the agency had to incur to go to his redneck home.

the hundreds of comments that followed are very very funny also. Keep in mind that this happened before-Freeper ville got itself in trouble with threats to Clinton in the late 90s

[immoderate]

26. Don't look now. I think he's one of those guys that, "do not understand the constitution..."

...and implication. :shrug:

I wonder what he would like done to his body before his bones, "remain as reminders to those that follow what will happen to those that follow that do not mind the intent and constructions of the “Constitution” and the rights of the individual."

---

I bet he's thinking,"What did I do?":spray:

--imm

[Morizovich]

18. OH MY GOD!

You went beyond the four-paragraph quote limit! :rofl: Like I care!

[Speck Tater]

19. Lies, all lies.

He "broke free". Sure he did. FBI and CIA? get real. This is somebody's fever dream.

In a couple hours, by his own account, the FBI raided his house, subdued him, let him escape, let him put his dog in the bedroom, seized his computer, searched his house for weapons while they let him hold his dog, examined all his computer files, returned his computer, and then he packed his truck. All in a couple of hours. Right. Like that's firmly grounded in reality. NOT.

This story is so contrary to the limitations of reality that it's an obvious fabrication.

[grasswire]

21. check this reply to Mr. Galt

Pull the dogs toe nails, they made those homing devices look like dog nails, so they can hide them. Peck on them with a hammer first to make sure you get the correct one.

36 posted on Saturday, July 30, 2011 6:31:10 PM by org.whodat (What does the Republican party stand for////??? absolutely nothing.)

[bluestate10]

72. That is intelligent. Who's ass did that Freeper pull his head out of before posting. nt

[grasswire]

23. Oh Hell. He got banned.

He's on his own, now.

[grasswire]

29. oops...then he was reinstated. RimJob says he didn't do it. n/t

[sakabatou]

24. I call BS.

[jzodda]

28. Maybe not

He threatened to kill people 2x on July 17

[Politicalboi]

25. (Guess I chose my alias correctly)

Better look again there John. LOL! Almost none of them believe him.

[kestrel91316]

27. Sounds like made-up BS intended to work Freepers up into even more of

a lather than they already are.

[grasswire]

33. RimJob explains the sequence

The mods assumed hoax and went to the zot. I restored the account and asked the mods to restore the title. Would like an explanation from the poster but he may have already taken a powder.

203 posted on Saturday, July 30, 2011 7:20:35 PM by Jim Robinson (Rebellion is brewing!! Impeach the corrupt Marxist bastard!!)
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[Capitalocracy]

30. "FBI and/or CIA"? Did they identify themselves or didn't they?

And I didn't buy the not shooting the dog part either. Or the "breaking free" (and not getting shot) part.

Rather creative for a freeper, but entirely unbelievable. Interesting, even a forum of trolls has trolls of its own.

I find the image rather amusing, though. Guys dressed in black with sunglasses and guns kick down the door and come in, "FBI and/or CIA! Freeze! Jump on the dog or we'll shoot it!"

[Odin2005]

31. LOL, he made all that shit up.

[EFerrari]

35. FBI probably monitors Freak Republic as a right wing extremist group

and probably needed the laugh.

[grasswire]

39. Hey, the city of Fresno was sued by FR for calling them extremists.

Really and truly. I think Fresno lost that one.

[blogslut]

40. Cool story, bro

Needs moar drama.

[grasswire]

41. what century is this?

My memory isn’t worth a darned anymore but I remember thinking ‘he’ might be ‘oriental’ or something from some of his posts at the bottom of his profile page.

303 posted on Saturday, July 30, 2011 7:55:50 PM by potlatch (They that sow the wind shall reap the whirlwind......)
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"oriental"?

[NYC Liberal]

67. I wonder if he was a "Chinaman"

[blogslut]

81. That rug really tied the room together

:hi:

[Generic Other]

102. Seems beneath an Asian's IQ average

but hey what do I know?


:shrug:

[white_wolf]

42. You know if the Freepers won't believe him I know a place that will.

He should post on Stormfront. Those racists idiots will believe anything you say as long as you blame it on an international Jewish conspiracy. Seriously those guys are insane.

[Urban Prairie]

43. As if he was being read his "Miranda" rights, he would have also been placed under arrest and cuffed

what a crock, very poorly done in fabricating that fantasy.

The "CIA" told him to put "Ranger" in a room and close the door, which he claims that he complied... BUT then he goes on to post that he had to hold onto his pet so that it wouldn't attack them?

:rofl:



Downloaded his entire HDD within that VERY short period of time, and then gave him his computer back? Where and what did they use to perform that task so quickly with? If it was true they would have confiscated it (at least overnight) in order to more thoroughly search for hidden files and try to recover any that may have been deleted...lol.

[tblue37]

46. His time frames clash:

A couple of hours ago receive a hard knock on the door.

<snip>

They returned the computer as "WAS" (as far as I can tell) but I after careful consideration the past few hours I have concluded that they are monitoring me closely.

Also, don't they only read one's rights when making an arrest? A "visit" and a search are not the same as an arrest.

Oh, and the other FReepers' posts indicate that the guy had been posting on various threads every few minutes for the previous hour and a half before ever mentioning the visit from the MIB that had occurred just 2 hours prior to the post about the visit.

I looked--couldn't help myself. He did post trivila comments on a variety of threads every few minutes from 6:37 to when he claimed at 8:17 that he had received the visit "a couple of horus ago."

[pamela]

47. All this bullshit plus a great new freeperism...

"psuedoname" :rofl:

[JohnnyRingo]

48. If this is true, I imagine a number of DUers are already in Gitmo

This moran says he was read his rights (but not arrested?) for speaking his mind about the president and the "majority" of congress.

Hell, that's any typical post around here lately. Hahahaha
What a bullshitter.

[bluestate10]

73. Being water boarded while laying on 400 thread count sheets. nt

[LetTimmySmoke]

49. I'm surprised we haven't had any 90s style deadly standoffs in the last 3 years.

[bluestate10]

74. I vote no standoffs. Strom them, arrest or kill them. nt

[ThoughtCriminal]

50. Translation of what really happened

Mom says he has to start paying rent.

[Frank Cannon]

52. Indeed. n/t

[BR_Parkway]

55. Coffee on the Keyboard!! Thanks much!

[WinkyDink]

59. Awesome! Bwahahahaha!

[lovemydog]

51. hilarious

These right wingos are always full of self-important drama.

[B Calm]

54. Chop, Chop Chop, OH NO, those damn Black Helicopters are here again!

[bluestate10]

76. With newest silencer technology there won't be a chop, chop.

The Freeper will be slamming donuts with the crumbs falling all over his keyboard, only to look up with crazed eyes to see Special Forces troops with laser dots trained on his ass.

[digitaln3rd]

57. I'm willing to be, like most posts on forums, including this one..

That it is 100% not true.

[WinkyDink]

58. "....had I not broken free for a second...." Yeah, okay!

[Enrique]

60. they think its a hoax? what gave him away?

was it the part about the agents being from the "FBI and/or CIA"?

[bluestate10]

78. The post was too crazy, even for Freepers. nt

[Bunny]

62. Cool story, bro!

John Galt responds:



:rofl:

[DCKit]

63. With a little less crazy, it could by my weekly diary.

Thanks DOG all my friends have dogs - I'm living vicariously though them. But I still miss my poopy dogs. The chickens too. It's nice to have the deer around, but it's not the same.

[RagAss]

68. Crock of Shit !

[City of Mills]

70. The story is much better when read in Morgan Freeman's voice

with The Doors "The End" playing in the background :)

[Contrary1]

115. Best thread comment ever!

:spray:

[WCGreen]

75. the thing is this is all fantasy by some kid while the stealing of an election

was actually done with the full force of the federal government...

[sarge43]

80. Horse sneeze. n/t

[Earth_First]

82. Ive been expressing my opinions online for years and have yet to get a visit...

:eyes:

[City Lights]

84. Full pant load.

I don't believe a word of it. However, I wouldn't be surprised to see this start circling as the "absolute truth" in a RW email. I'll be watching for it from my RW relatives.

[Cirque du So-What]

85. KEYWORDS: bewareofhardknockers; constitutionliberty; freedom; mib; opus

This comedic gift just keeps on giving!

[TNLib]

86. Sounds like a paranoid schizophrenic

typical freeper

[Motown_Johnny]

87. He chose he alias correctly all right, pure fiction that is not believable

in the least and has no resemblance to reality what so ever

[Cirque du So-What]

91. Not to mention...

stilted dialogue delivered from a one-dimensional character.

[Brickbat]

88. A freeper MAKES UP A STORY, and can play it out however he wants, and he STILL sounds like a WATB.

He could have made himself out to be someone who will fearlessly challenge "hard knockers" to break down the door their own damn selves, who will selflessly throw himself upon his dogs to protect it from machine-gun-wielding Black Ops FBI and/or CIA agents, who will demand to see the authority of said agents before he lets them into his (rented) personal property --

Nope, even when a freeper makes up a story, he's still a cowardly keyboard commando. Haven't fired your guns in over a year? BAD FREEPER!

[backscatter712]

89. LOL! Typical of the short-bus Republican type:

Can't even get their stories of alleged victimization right.

[Myrina]

90. Hey, those are the powers the Freeps would have them use on us hippies ...

... not so cool when the shoe's on the other foot, is it you Militant Nutballs?

[Shandris]

93. I started reading this 'post' (without telling the source) to my roomie as he's...

...getting ready for work. I didn't finish the second line before he goes, "Oh BULLshit!"

:rofl:

[proud2BlibKansan]

94. Bullshit. They didn't shoot the dog or take the computer.

Stupid freeper.

[MrScorpio]

95. The CIA with "badges" operating in a domestic raid...

[lpbk2713]

96. He doesn't sound like he is very bright.

But then that's what distinguishes freeper types from normal people.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

97. Well, at least they didn't confiscate his Twinkies, Beer, and camouflage panties.

[Lex]

98. This BS story just confirms to me that Freepers are mostly a bunch of 15 year olds with a low IQ.

[salin]

103. Kudos to the comments on this thread. You all are Hilarious!

Best laugh I've had all day.

[Generic Other]

104. I am wondering if Locozolo wrote that post

If he did it was awesome! And kinda sounds like him. In a good way.

Note: I am not calling him out or calling him a freeper. Just a sleeper. LOL.

[chrisa]

106. Totally fake and stupid

I read this last night while visiting FR for the laughs.

He is another attention-seeking miscreant.

[Puregonzo1188]

108. I don't really buy this story. Somehow I doubt the FBI is investigating "counter-revolutionaries."

[Cetacea]

109. They fed my dog, shared a joint, then eventually arrested me

[Strelnikov_]

110. ..

[Shagbark Hickory]

111. Sounds totally plausible to me.

I guess I've got a tin foil hat.

[grasswire]

112. this morning on FR

Freeper One: What did I miss?

Freeper Two: “A Magnum Opus, a CIA hit, an FBI raid, animal cruelty, account hacking, computer confiscation, truck packing, a quick move from Arizona to Alabama, homing devices, tin foil, weapons taking, skepticism, ridicule, unquestioning belief, anal probes...and more.“

[JBoy]

113. Reminds me of the infamous "Mall Ninja" story

http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

[AsahinaKimi]

119. That is funny!

I have a friend who will love this, thanks for posting it!

[Curmudgeoness]

114. What he didn't say was exactly what he had posted

that would bring the wrath of god upon him. His comment was "I had expressed my opinion of what I thought of the current President and the majority in congress". Sounds like it wasn't a big deal, but then again.....

I wish they would really do this to these whackjobs. Can't be true, or many here would have been in secret prisons long ago.

[awoke_in_2003]

116. translation-

Mommie and Daddie came in my room and removed my computer. I had to sneak to the library to make some shit up :)

[NYC_SKP]

121. Game Over, John Galt.... GAME OVER!!!11!