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Lesleymo Donating Member (225 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-11-11 06:04 PM
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Super Congress: Fly On The Wall
... Meeting # 1:

Cut spending.

Raise taxes.

I'm not budging.

Me neither.

... Meeting # 2:

Spending is the problem.

Taxes would solve the problem.

You're a moron.

No you are.

You are.

You are.

Oh yeah?

Yeah.

... Meeting # 3:

This is hopeless.

How many meetings do we have to have?

Tell ya what, let's play poker.

Yeah. Winner takes all.

Nah,let's just play for money. That way everybody wins.

You're right. Let the triggers kick in. Who the heck cares? We need to meet a few more times, though. Gotta put on a good show.

Good by me. Deal 'em Max.

Post your blinds, gentlemen. The games are about to begin.





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shinyhead Donating Member (20 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-11-11 06:56 PM
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1. I would laugh if I wasn't crying instead n/t
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-11-11 06:57 PM
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theophilus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-11-11 06:57 PM
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3. Oh c'mon. Mr. Obama campaigned on open meetings. It'll be on C-SPAN.
All you gots to do is provide the popcorn and snacks.
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marlakay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-11-11 07:02 PM
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4. I thought same thing 6 from each polar side
won't get anything done...and after giving away 98% if our side does we should all hit the street with pitchforks!
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