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Better Believe It Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-21-11 10:48 AM
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Turtles Don't Like Peanut Butter


T-shirts are the bumper-stickers of the torso; they display what we think to the world. But sometimes, we haven't given much thought to what we think. For instance: Turtles Don't Like Peanut Butter. What does it mean? At Colbert Super PAC, we don't know. Stephen just said it with his mouth without thinking about it with his brain. Then we put it on a t-shirt. We didn't think much about that, either. If we stopped to think about every thing that came out of our mouths, it wouldn't be free speech, would it?

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H2O Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-21-11 10:51 AM
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1. Snapping turtles do.
Our snapping turtle makes wonderfully delicious peanut butter sandwiches (crunchy), and feeds them to the flock.
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formercia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-21-11 01:01 PM
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5. Never argue with a Snapping Turtle
They have a reach a Boxer would envy.
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Ernesto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-21-11 12:25 PM
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2. What about the senate minority leader? nt
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TwilightGardener Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-21-11 12:27 PM
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3. I like turtles.
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Viva_La_Revolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-21-11 12:30 PM
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4. turtles scare me
:scared:
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Bozita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-21-11 01:04 PM
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6. How about peas?
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Kalidurga Donating Member (627 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-21-11 02:03 PM
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7. I like peanut butter...
therefor I am not a turtle.
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Better Believe It Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-21-11 10:03 PM
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8. I don't like peanut butter ....

therefor I must be a turtle!
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AsahinaKimi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-21-11 10:42 PM
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9. Some turtles even like..
PIZZA!
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alfredo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-21-11 10:57 PM
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10. Soft shell turtles like Tahini.
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