If Sarah Palin married Eddie Van Halen, divorcd him and married Kato Kaelin...

[yoyossarian]

...she'd still be a vile ignorant ugly vicious
insane cold-hearted violence-inciting little twit.

[Cirque du So-What]

1. ...she'd still be FAILIN'! N/T

[Pat Riot]

3. beat me to it

Will you marry me?

[yoyossarian]

7. Ah, what the hell... why not?

It has been a slow last couple weeks, anyway...

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

Welcome to DU, Pat!

:hi: :toast:

[soleft]

2. And if she had another kid named Whalen

[sadbear]

4. My suggestion would be "Trawler"

[EOTE]

5. What if she then married Michael Palin?

Would that be Sarah Palin-Van Halen-Kaelin-Palin?

[FiveGoodMen]

6. Michael Palin would need a lobotomy before he'd even speak to her

[yoyossarian]

8. Yeah, I'm guessing Michael Palin would become violently ill...

...as would the rest of the Pythons, including Graham, who is,
I am told, as of this reporting, still dead.
And ESPECIALLY Terry Jones:

"Another bucket for Monsieur Creosote!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aczPDGC3f8U

Not to mention most every other thinking being on the planet.

[Javaman]

9. But she would be sarah palin halen kaelin.

:rofl:

[yoyossarian]

10. She's a sinkin' ship...

...and now she's bailin'...

Bye-bye Sarah... have fun campaigning in GREENLAND!

[Fly by night]

11. She'd still be the booziest bimbo in Wasilla, trawling the bowling alley for tube steak.

From this point forward, I will say nothing else to Palin supporters except that they " ... live in s beautiful state ...."

My Arapaho elders taught me that insult, to be reserved for anyone for whom there is nothing whatsoever positive to say.