Tebow would break the interwebs if he did this: (LOL)

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Clay Travis (@ClayTravisBGID)
11/18/11 12:59 PM
If Tebow announced he was gay on Christmas Eve would it break the Internet?



This is what Tebow's fans are doing to some of his jerseys.

[valerief]

1. Who is Tebow? Someone famous?

:shrug:

[VWolf]

2. He's one of the stars of that game with the pointy ball.

ETA: I think he plays for an equestrian team.

[Obamanaut]

5. People who were hating on him when he was a Gator must really be hating

his success as a pro.

I like to watch him play.

[dionysus]

6. define success.

;)

[Obamanaut]

16. I have two hard copy dictionaries, and nearly unlimited on-line ones. Success

has been defined. Look for it yourself.

[sylveste]

20. wins

nm

[rpannier]

28. The guy who took over a team that was dead last and had no chance at the post season

and now is 0.5 games out of first place and leads the first place team on tie breakers

[fascisthunter]

7. you mean the christian fanatic who sucks as a quarterback?

never heard of him till he was in the draft. Must piss you off to have so many folks dislike your sports hero, the zero.

But he's a fundie, so he's gotta be great!

[Obamanaut]

18. Knowing and/or reading that Tebow is NOT failing must really piss you off.

Could you enjoy his performance more if you pretended he is a muslim, or atheist, or non-believer or a member of some group that is in your favor at the moment?

But being a believer, and not being bashful about it, and still being good at what he does really sticks in your craw, doesn't it.

[fascisthunter]

21. hahaha.... not at all. He's very fortunate to even be playing

trust me, he will not last so won't his weirdo crusade. And if you think he's good, well then, keep that bar low for him. He sucks at what he does and he is a poser. The attention he gets is unwarranted and most folks who enjoy football as I do, know it. He's a fraud.

[Obamanaut]

23. Seems to have a fairly good career thus far, considering that he sucks at

what he does and is a poser.

Keep that hate going. You seem to enjoy it. Or maybe it's a form of envy.

[fascisthunter]

24. "seems".... it's ok, you look up to frauds

This is why the religious right wing will never win... they are frauds who use the sacred to further their own ambitions. You WISH people were jealous, then it would qualify your admiration for a shitty quarterback... too funny. Want to know what his pass completion was? Here:

Comp-Att+ 9/20.... lol!
YDS: 104
His rating... 61.2 LOLOLOL!

Me thinks his fans are religiously biased idiots or just repeat what the media tells them. Consistent with politics.

[Obamanaut]

26. I enjoy watching/listening/reading people who do what they do well.

In another post I said I was not a boxing fan, but enjoyed watching Ali.

I recall being excited when Roger Bannister ran his mile.

I enjoy reading your posts complaining about Tebow - you are filled with hate (or envy) and express it well. Did a football player take your lunch money when you were in elemtary school?

Change the 'seems' for Tebow's career to 'has had a good career thus far', much better than a person who sucks at what he does would have had.

[fascisthunter]

27. but he isn't doing well... that's what is glaringly obvious. His team is in disarray and the team

he beat is in a tail spin down. Tell me, why other quarterbacks with his shitty stats aren't as popular?

[11 Bravo]

35. Are you as fucking stupid as you sound? "His team is in disarray"?

His team WAS in disarray. Since Tebow became the starter the Broncos are 4-1, and the players have rallied behind him. (And leading the NFL in both rushing yards and rushing TDs by a quarterback don't exactly qualify as "shitty stats".)
His religion doesn't make a fucking bit of difference to me, but it seems to be a disqualifier to you. I'd say one of us was a religious bigot.

[fascisthunter]

36. HAHAHA... not as stupid as you want. Just look at his stats... and take a pill

he sucks... as for his team, their disarray is what gave him the chance to play, you sucker. He isn't just religious, he's a fucking fraud using something sacred to further a right wing extremist(religious frauds) view in our country, so get your head out of your ass!

Being religious is not just what Timmy is... and you know it, or you wouldn't take my post so PERSONAL.

SO now, if people dislike religious frauds and religious extremists that person is a religious bigot.... poor, poor victim.

[11 Bravo]

38. So much anger. As I said, Tebow's beliefs don't make a fucking bit of difference to me. However ...

you appear to be unable to discern that fact, even though it was plainly stated. This then raises the question, is "painfully stupid" merely a figure of speech, or are you actually in some discomfort? (But all is not lost; the all caps HAHAHA gives you major cred among the middle schoolers who browse DU.)

[FromMadera]

29. define "sucks" please?

He has made more money professionally in 6 months than you will likely see in your lifetime. He is a rookie. I don't think he will ever be great at QB but he has professional athletic ability. He hardly sucks.

[fascisthunter]

31. what the fuck does money have anything to do with skill... he's a fraud

you defend him using money as some standard.... criminals can be rich too... dumb.

[FromMadera]

33. He is one of 32 men in the world who get to

play QB in the NFL and you say he sucks? Are you an NFL talent scout? What team did you play for? I had no idea Joe Montana was a fascist hunter and on DU to boot. Whether Tim Tebow will be a quality QB has yet to be determined.....certainly won't be decided by the likes of you.

[fascisthunter]

37. Yes, he's an overhyped player who is nothing more than the religious right's poster child

so save the BS... thanks.

[Fumesucker]

34. A believer that doesn't obey the instructions of the person he believes in?

:crazy:

Jesus practically defined hypocrisy as public prayer.

[sarcasmo]

22. +1

[Bowwowwow09]

10. A few of my friends went to UF while he was there...he is no virgin like he claims

He was dating this enormous boobed girl for a year or so and she wasn't shy about talking about their relationship.

Most people at UF knew he was lying about being a virgin, but they didn't care....he was a god at UF. He rambled on and on one day at a press conference about how upset he was about losing and they put it on a freaking plaque in the stadium. The statue of him looking down upon the entire football stadium will soon follow.

[Obamanaut]

17. I cannot imagine giving a hoot about people and their obsession over

the guy's personal life.

He's just simply fun to watch.

I was never a boxing fan, and still am not. But I really did enjoy watching Ali fight. Never followed tennis either, but Billie Jean King was really good.

[Capitalocracy]

8. Ah, that weird ball shaped like Stewie's head.

Huh.

[valerief]

30. Ah, football. He plays for the Horses? Never heard of them, but I'm not a sports fan. nt

[fascisthunter]

32. Yes, and he pretends to serve gawd too... everyone bow down to the self-ascribed good man

[Tom Ripley]

39. I think he plays a game, but I don't know if it's Red Rover or Duck Duck Goose or

Hide and Go Seek or Ring Around the Rosie.
Sorry I can't be of more help.

[get the red out]

3. Oh barf!

I wish he was just a football player and not the second coming.

But I agree with the "interweb breaking" potential.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

4. It certainly would make things interesting in Fundyland

[fascisthunter]

9. I Would Love to See that Day

millions of air heads popping... hell, we'd see a couple names disappear from DU.

[MrScorpio]

11. The Lions have already eaten that Christian

And it's on tape.

[hootinholler]

13. Oh?

Linky? That would be the only time I would intentionally watch Tebow.

[MrScorpio]

15. Highlights, baby!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7LeMoCXpxQ

Enjoy

[hootinholler]

12. NAH, It's nothing Marcus Bachmann can't fix.

:rofl:

[RagAss]

14. Actually, I await the press conference when he announces his conversion to Islam.

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[JVS]

25. Tebow is a silly guy, but he causes people to get their panties in a twist and look even sillier

[spanone]

40. isn't that blasphemy in the christian world?