Santorum: "I'm the one you want to take home to Mom"

[Kadie]

Rick Santorum: Newt Gingrich Is 'Inconsistent' On Abortion, Stem Cell Research

Posted: 11/29/11 09:48 AM ET


Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum said rival Newt Gingrich is "inconsistent" when it comes to issues social conservatives care about.

Santorum said the former House speaker could be in trouble with Christian conservatives in Iowa for relaxing his stance on the goals of the Susan B. Anthony List pledge, the Des Moines Register reports. The pledge asks candidates to "advance pro-life legislation to permanently end all taxpayer funding of abortion in all domestic and international spending programs," a mission Gingrich seems to have wavered from, based on his recent comments on abortion and embryonic stem cell research.

Despite Santorum's strict conservative views on these issues, Iowa voters haven't rallied around him yet, instead throwing their support to Gingrich. Santorum said he feels his moment will come when voters in the key primary state become more aware of Gingrich's record, nothing that they "may try to look for another candidate."

"I may not be the guy that the girls are initially attracted to when they walk into the dance hall, but ultimately once you get to know all the folks, I'm the one you want to take home to Mom," Santorum said.


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/29/rick-santorum-newt-gingrich_n_1118357.html

[RKP5637]

1. My mom is dead, good luck with that one. n/t

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[enlightenment]

2. Rick, my mother would have smacked me

upside the head and bodily thrown your miserable arse out the door.

[Ohio Joe]

3. Not according to google

:rofl:

[MADem]

13. +1000! nt

[NewJeffCT]

4. well, his turn may be coming as the "more conservative"

alternative to Romney...

[hifiguy]

5. Oh, barf.

Not if Mom has Googled "Santorum." :rofl:

[Raine1967]

6. If I brought Santorum home to mom....

no -- I can;t even go there.

[Enrique]

7. Moms feel their daughters are safe with him

since he's into dogs.

[tabbycat31]

14. LOL

I am so glad that I was not eating or drinking anything because you would owe me a keyboard.

[Blue Owl]

8. So long as momma don't use the Google

Santorum -- Google it!

[Quantess]

9. Gross!

My parents would have strongly disapproved!

[City Lights]

10. Pass.

:puke:

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

11. Santorum has a lot of spunk

I'll call him "spunky"

[Ian David]

12. Santorum wants a threesome with your mom. n/t

[saras]

15. My mother is dead. I'll happily send him off to meet her, just show me how to do it legally.

[HopeHoops]

16. My mom's a wingnut and she would STILL barf if I brought Mr. Frothy to her house.

[appleannie1]

17. My mom would have taken me to a shrink if I had brought him home.

[CTyankee]

19. My mother, being kind to me, would look at me darkly and say

"There's something the matter with him..."

[Initech]

20. To quote Hank Hill: "I don't know whether to laugh or vomit."

[WI_DEM]

21. My mom would have told him to keep his fucking hands off her & other women's rights.

[titaniumsalute]

22. If I brought home to mom she'd ask "When did you get a divorce and become gay?"

[lunatica]

60. LOL!

[dtexdem]

23. Only if mom wants to receive a bag of shit.

Well, shit mixed with another substance. ;-)

[Tsiyu]

24. Could he sound more like a nine-year-old?

I'm always cringing when I listen to James Dobson, Santorum, etc. speak. The "family values" guys all have the syntax and vocal quality of little boys.

Once I thought I had it figured out - they mimic being "innocent boys" to fool women, to make women think they're harmless, to appeal to the "mommies" while actually harboring rampant misogynistic tendencies.

Then I decided they're just screwed up by their own daddies, and affect the little boy speak as a way to defend themselves from dominant male abuse. In any case, they'd make interesting subjects of a study on speech patterns, because they all try to sound like children rather than like grown men.

:shrug:










And my mother would kick my ass if I brought Santorscum home. Just sayin....

[MisterP]

62. that's also because they're Ken-crotched little manchildren

heck, just look at Ralph Reed

[Tsiyu]

64. KCLM - that's how we'll refer to them

Love it :rofl:

[Angry Dragon]

25. Then how come you and your wife had an abortion??

Just a simple fact Ricky seems to forget all the time............

Or does he just want it for the rich??

[KamaAina]

26. He has, as we say out here on the Left Coast, "issues"

:eyes:

[madinmaryland]

27. My Mom despised both Santorum and Gingrich.

[Initech]

28. I can't believe I'm the first to point this out: dance hall??? What era is that jackass living in???

Santorum must be the type of guy whose parents played the oldies station on a continuous loop as a kid and never bothered to explore new music on his own growing up. :crazy:

[DesertRat]

43. He'd take them to the malt shop after the dance

:rofl:

[Initech]

47. And then to the "make out point".

:scared: :puke:

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

52. Still better than "mount santorum".

:evilgrin:

[Initech]

65. Omg!!

Especially after the google definition of what a Santorum is.... :rofl:

[Pithlet]

49. It's gross. That wording is on purpose.

It's meant to evoke the good old days. When everything pure and light, and everyone knew their place. Remember those days? he's saying. It can be like that again, if you vote for him. He can make it all right again. He'll erase all the freaks and poor people. He'll make it aallll better.

[Initech]

59. In other words the days when it only mattered if you were a rich white man?

Blech. I'll pass. :puke:

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

54. Aren't Dance Hall Girls the saloon prostitutes in old western movies?

Or maybe they just wander around the saloon, teasing drunken cowboys out of their money.

[Zorra]

29. Yep. That's spot on, Ricky.

Mom passed on some years ago.

[madmom]

30. Ummmm............ NO!

[musette_sf]

31. Yeah, just like a dead fetus.

http://www.alan.com/2009/08/13/rick-santorum-took-dead-baby-home-to-meet-family/

[gkhouston]

32. He's the one you want to take home to Mom...

and leave there, while you go do something fun and/or useful. But when you return home, expect to be bitched out by your mother.

[The Genealogist]

33. My mother was dead way before I was old enough to take anyone home to her

But just the same, being as my mother's parents were staunch Democrats, it would be hard to imagine my mother doing anything but spitting on Santorum and ordering him away from her presence.

[rurallib]

34. I can almost hear my long dead mother now:

'Your friend is really, really strange."

[lolly]

37. "Honey, that boy ain't quite right"

or

"He seems a bit... touched"

[Bunny]

35. My mom, being an ultra Catholic, might approve of Ricky.

My late father would have seen right through his stupid, smarmy act.

[GoCubsGo]

36. Ricky never met my mom.

In the unlikely event I ever brought home a guy like him, she'd let me know without even saying anything that she thought he was a schmuck. Then, she'd let me figure out my mistake on my own.

[Richardo]

38. Is he talking about the dance hall where they're holding the Purity Ball?

'Cause that's f'd up.

[Orsino]

39. I thought of the most clever comeback imaginable...

...but dozed off at the thought of Rick Santorum. When I woke up, that new idea--like all of his--was gone.

[Erose999]

40. He's more like the dead fetus you take home to bond with the family.....

Yep, the Santorums are a wierd bunch.

[and-justice-for-all]

41. uh...no...nt

[DesertRat]

42. My 80 year old liberal Mom can't stand him.

She's a well-informed lifelong Democrat who would give him an earful. :rofl:

[BiggJawn]

44. I'll take him home to meet mom.

"Here" (hands him a cherrywood box)
"What's this?
"My Mom. Now you've met her. Now go away."

[seabeyond]

45. not have a beer with? rollin eyes. i want them to do a job. not take home to mom or

have a beer, or be a buddy with

[undeterred]

46. My 84yr old mother would push him into traffic.

She doesn't like Republicans.

[shanti]

48. my mom would kick his ass n/t

[Safetykitten]

50. C R E E P Y.

[Iggo]

51. My mom knows how to use the google. (n/t)

[TBF]

55. +1 nt

[msanthrope]

56. Thread win. nt

[wickerwoman]

53. Cause she's the only one who knows how to get the whites really white again.

[proud2BlibKansan]

57. My mom would think I had lost my mind

[lunatica]

58. Oh Yuck! Yuck! Yuck!

ptewie, bleh, gag!

[MNBrewer]

61. Not my mom. She likes my boyfriend

and thinks Santorum is an ass.

[SomethingFishy]

63. My mom would slap the shit outta that hypocritical fuck.

But hey, she's in the 99%.

[tsuki]

66. Sorry, not my Mom. nt

[underpants]

67. Sooooo... I guess Herman Cain isn't acceptable "to take home to Mom" --message received (p)Rick

:spray:

[Kadie]

69. LOL!

:rofl:

[Octafish]

68. Yeah, if mom 'lives' at The Bates Motel

Yee. Yee. Yee. Yee. Yee. Yee. Yee. Yee. Yee. Yee. Yee. Yee. Yee. Yee. Yee. Yee. Yee. Yee. Yee. Yee.

[Initech]

71. LMAO!!! *cue the Psycho music*

:rofl:

[11 Bravo]

70. OK, but for the love of God, keep him away from the family pooch!

[Cognitive_Resonance]

72. The dude is just plain creepy. nt