Landover Baptist Church thread asks "What is Fap?"

[Swede]

:rofl:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=37578

[Angry Dragon]

1. Where the Worthwhile Worship....Unsaved Unwelcome

They seem like a nice place to go worship
I guess they really don't want to save your soul

[GreenPartyVoter]

3. It's a very funny spoof site that gets "real" Baptists riled up.

[Angry Dragon]

5. I see the light now ..........

:spank:

[inademv]

8. Poe's law

makes me think that they are serious. There are no easily discernible indications to the contrary.

[Edweird]

10. It's satire. It's just too awesome not to be.

[BadgerKid]

2. self-deleted. n/t

[TeeYiYi]

4. Damn you!!!... :D

... for luring me into that ridiculous thread. :P It's a circular firing squad over there. :rofl:

TYY

fyi - http://onlineslangdictionary.com/definition+of/fap

[WhiteTara]

6. those people are definitely unfapable

:rofl:

[Swede]

7. Absolutely!

[WhiteTara]

12. oh!

:spray: Thank Goddess there was no hot coffee in my mouth :rofl:

[Edweird]

9. So full of delicious WIN. Thank you for that. I had never heard of that site.

I think I just 'saw the light' and I'm about to become a true believer >:)

[WhiteTara]

13. that may be a bit irritating for them!

:rofl: May all your posts offer them their own petard!

[Edweird]

15. I don't know if my satirical ability is up to snuff.

These guys are out of my league.

[WhiteTara]

20. I hear you. They can not be embarrassed

and they have no shame. Prolly just wasted energy. But a fun thought. :hi:

[proud2BlibKansan]

17. It's been one of my faves for years

Check it out: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/

Did Men in Bible Times Really Have Balls as Big as a Donkey's?

Pastor Orders Christian Men to Only Think About Jesus While Masturbating

[Thrustin]

11. Faith-based American Princess?

[Thrustin]

14. That message board is scarier than stormfront!

Holy crap!

"Bring back slavery!"

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=31380

[PBS Poll-435]

16. It is satire

Obviously.

[saras]

18. Some nice religious music

All lyrics courtesy Landover Baptist Church

http://myweb.students.wwu.edu/whitlek2/God Sees It All - Saint Fred.mp3

but don't blame me - I didn't do it. It was composed and recorded by an old college friend.

[treestar]

19. Always found that site hilarious.

:rofl:

[SidDithers]

21. Toasting in epic bread...nt

Sid

[Newest Reality]

22. Fap is the sound of one hand ...

Oh ... wait! That's Zen.