Bristol Palin to release memoir this summer

[proud2BlibKansan]

“Dancing With the Stars” finalist Bristol Palin will release a memoir this summer, Political Wire reports.

Laura Miceli of HarperCollins confirmed to The Daily Caller that the company will in fact be publishing Palin’s memoir.

“Yes, it looks like we are ,” Miceli told TheDC, adding that it is scheduled to hit bookstores on June 21.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/dailycaller/20110207/pl_dailycaller/bristolpalintoreleasememoirthissummer

[plumbob]

1. What the hell does someone no age have in a memoir? Color in the lines?

What could it be, like 2 pages?

I got a boyfriend. I got knocked up. He left. He came back. He left. I danced. End of story.

These book deals are a cover for transferring money without showing it as a donation of some sort. Look for these in the shredder bin near you soon.

There are people with actual skills in this country who can't find work, but the corporate masters have money for this????

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

27. The Palins are single-handedly redefining everything

They are complete morons, and America is dumbing right down to it.

[Blue_Tires]

38. as long as the suckers keep sending in money by the truckload

I wouldn't be surprised if ALL the kids/grandkids/cousins started finding literary agents...

[Fuzz]

2. No one that young has enough to say to call it a 'memoir'.

[IntravenousDemilo]

8. Maybe a new literary genre is emerging, the "short-term memoir". n/m

[MrMickeysMom]

3. What's it gonna be called? My favorite color is "CLEAR"?

Mom sure does a great job selling you guys out before the rapture comes.

[Fridays Child]

4. How can anything written by a twenty year old be called a memoir?

[rocktivity]

5. As ill as Justin Bieber and Snooki make me

at least they actually WORK for for their paychecks.

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[Mz Pip]

6. I may vomit.

It will be bought in bulk by conservatives groups and sold for a buck if you sign up to receive some rw hack newsletter in your email.

And the Palinistas will lap it up.

[Kali]

7. BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

:spray: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
is she even 20 years old?

my mom is a quitting grifter and so am I, I partied, got knocked up, went on tee vee and told other kids not to fuck, now Ima write a book, pay me K?

[msongs]

9. a sex manual how to for unmarried unaderaged teen girls with real conservative family values? nt

[immoderate]

12. Bristol has invented several new positions for her new book...

"Porking With the Stars"

--imm

[htuttle]

10. I'll just read it on Twitter

[proud2BlibKansan]

16. lol!!

[Kerrytravelers]

21. She'll write it in segmentd of 140 characters of Internet shorthand.

As insightful as a Facebook post by Mama Palin.

:eyes:

[pinboy3niner]

26. Just like Mama Grisly's foreign policy white papers. :)

The whole family's a mile wide and an inch deep.

[Toucano]

11. Just in time for the summer BBQ season.

Although it will probably be too thin to be used to start the charcoal.

[kentuck]

What's happened to my beloved country?

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[onehandle]

13. Of what? Fake celebrity says stuff.

Morons of 'merica unite around her.

[lob1]

14. The acorn doesn't fall far from the nut tree.

[Whoa_Nelly]

15. Is she dying? Does she have that aging syndrome disease?

o now am so worried about poor Bristol! :sarcasm:

Perhaps it will be more like a diary, and then Alicia Silverstone can do a remake of Clueless from Bristol's book.

[Raschel]

17. She's having a book written so she can give the finger to all of the haters.

Maybe, like mom, she cannot let perceived injustices go unaddressed. Like why she lost Dancing with the Stars, because, according to her she should have won (haha) and how SHE really left Levi, he didn't leave her, blah blah.

[Generic Other]

18. who wants to read this tripe?

better still, who is going to write it? Didn't we already get a taste of her writing skills on Facebook?

[Raschel]

20. I can't see anybody buying it. The older Sarah freaks won't, and young girls are certainly not

enamored with her. She has no fan base.

[Raschel]

19. The Obama girls are light years ahead of this twenty year old in maturity, grace and intelligence.

[bluestateguy]

22. For what?

What on earth did she accomplish in life to warrant her writing memoirs at her age?

We need to go back to the days when the only people who wrote memoirs were sage old people who had actually done something noteworthy in life.

[AmandaMae]

23. As an aspiring author it makes me really angry to see people like this getting book deals

and seriously, a memoir? Of what??

[Ilsa]

33. I feel for you. It's so unfair.

Her greatest claim to fame is getting knocked up in high school while her mom is a vp candidate. Meanwhile, people with talent, people who've worked hard to craft their stories, have to go to the end of the line. It sickens me that publishers promote this crap.

[Obamanaut]

34. And people without wealth get angry when other people have money.

What we need is redistribution of wealth and book deals.

[Obamanaut]

39. Forgot the 'sarcasm' tag, and too late to edit. nt

[ReggieVeggie]

24. memoir?

what exactly has she done?

[niyad]

25. welcome to DU

[EFerrari]

28. LOL

[demigoddess]

29. can we spell 'ghostwriters'????

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[Bluebear]

30. How many pages will this pamphlet be?

[Brother Buzz]

32. 365

[PBS Poll-435]

31. You know it is never a good thing when you are asked if you are pubishing a book and you respond...

“Yes, it looks like we are ,”

[Fumesucker]

35. I thought that was an interesting phrasing also too..

They couldn't believe it either..

[Darth_Kitten]

36. Can't wait for the movie, I wonder who will play the car in which she lost her virginity?

n/t

[Vinca]

37. Will there be a book signing at the dollar store?

[DearAbby]

40. What it the working Title?

"How getting knocked up and making it pay" By Bristol Palin

[Proud Liberal Dem]

41. Not only that

but she is even talking about.............running for office someday!!!!
:puke:

[spanone]

42. she saw how effortlessly her grizzly ma made oodles of money