ROFLMAO !!! - Beware... Another DU GD Circumcision Thread... Arizona Edition

[WillyT]

Arizona ‘birther’ law to accept circumcision papers as proof of citizenship
By David Edwards - RawStory
Thursday, April 14th, 2011 -- 4:52 pm

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If you intend to run for president in Arizona but don't have the required birth certificate, all is not lost. The state may be willing to accept a description of your penis -- if you've got one -- as proof you were born in the U.S.

Before passing their so-called "birther" bill Wednesday, Arizona Republicans apparently decided it wasn't fair to limit proof of citizenship to the "long form birth certificate." So, they amended the measure to include several other forms of proof.

One such document, a certificate of circumcision, is given to the parents of a male Jewish child after his foreskin is snipped.

"Pulling out your penis in front of election officials, however, will not prove citizenship -- and, in the worst case scenario, could get labeled a sex offender," Phoenix New Times' James King noted.

Postpartum medical records or a baptismal certificate are also apparently enough to prove citizenship in the Grand Canyon state.

The measure was passed by the Arizona Senate Wednesday 20 to 9. Read the bill here: http://www.azleg.gov//FormatDocument.asp?inDoc=/legtext/50leg/1r/bills/hb2177s.htm&Session_ID=102

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Link: http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/04/14/arizona-birther-law-to-accept-circumcision-papers-as-proof-of-citizenship/

:wtf:

:rofl:

[arcane1]

1. "a baptismal certificate"??

What the hell does that prove, besides the religious denomination of your parents? Non-citizens can't get baptized here??

[Historic NY]

22. Plus your not usually baptised until much later, proves nothing..except you got splashed.

[Drale]

2. I wanna see someone walk into the election office

and whip it out. :rofl:

[ohiosmith]

5. Don't you mean erection office?

[WheelWalker]

13. Levity, no question about it.

[chollybocker]

3. Will a photocopy do?

Or do they need to see the original clipping?

;)

[madinmaryland]

4. What is it with Republican men and penises??

:wtf:

[blondeatlast]

7. Envy, of course.

They envy males who have them.

[HysteryDiagnosis]

6. It would be simpler to just tie them up in a sack and see if they float... honest

to god I wonder where we are headed as a race.

[marmar]

8. Ihre männliches papiere, bitte.

:P

[fascisthunter]

9. I Still Have my Foreskin.... nya, nya, nya, nya....

this needs a little humor.

[WheelWalker]

14. That's why I keep a copy of my birth certificate on my wall.

[dixiegrrrrl]

10. What am I missing here?

How does proving one is Jewish or not Jewish prove citizenship?

[Horse with no Name]

11. SO...all these birthers need is for Obama to show them his dick??

IS that what all this has been about?

[ehrnst]

12. Is there a long form bris? (nt)

[Wednesdays]

15. Yeah, the United States is the ONLY country where males are circumcised

:eyes:

Yup...the ONLY place in the world.

[TheCowsCameHome]

16. This is certain to cause a big flap.

[hootinholler]

18. More likely a small one.

You hear about the vet who circumcises elephants?
Doesn't pay much, but the tips are huge!

-Hoot

[WillyT]

19. Or The Guy Who Bought A Wallet, Made Out Of Foreskins...

If you rub it, it turns into a suitcase.

:hide::evilgrin::hide:

:yoiks:

[cascadiance]

17. Hah! I was born in Indonesia and I WAS circumcised there!

So, now does that make me a natural born citizen if I can "show" that them a "Porky's moment"?

[hootinholler]

20. .

:rofl:

They had a line up IIRC?

-Hoot

[Historic NY]

21. Arizona is taking TIPS ??