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Scuba (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-15-11 05:37 AM Original message |
No birth certificate? No problem, your penis will serve as an acceptable alternative. |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-15-11 05:43 AM Response to Original message |
1. Freakazoids. |
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Dennis Donovan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-15-11 05:58 AM Response to Original message |
2. Oh yeah, like I'm going to show up at DMV and whip it out for ID... |
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WatsonT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-15-11 08:22 AM Response to Reply #2 |
7. My first thought went to biometric scanners |
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badtoworse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-15-11 08:30 AM Response to Reply #2 |
9. Sounds like something out of Porkys |
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SoCalDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-15-11 08:34 AM Response to Reply #2 |
11. Maybe if your name is Brett Favre |
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MilesColtrane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-15-11 08:34 AM Response to Reply #2 |
12. "Does ITS photo also go on my driver's license?" |
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SkyDaddy7 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-15-11 08:40 AM Response to Reply #12 |
13. YOU OWE FOR A NEW KEYBOARD!!! |
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mikeytherat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-15-11 08:50 AM Response to Reply #12 |
16. "Wow. How did they get that anaconda up against the glass?" |
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jemelanson (254 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-15-11 05:59 AM Response to Original message |
3. WTF |
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LiberalFighter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-15-11 06:17 AM Response to Original message |
4. Now that I think about it. That law is unconstitutional two different ways. |
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quaker bill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-15-11 06:22 AM Response to Original message |
5. Not that it is a problem for me |
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lunatica (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-15-11 06:41 AM Response to Original message |
6. What if you forge a document to describe lack of foreskin? |
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JoePhilly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-15-11 08:29 AM Response to Original message |
8. hahaha .... you said ... "end snip" .... hahahaha. |
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ehrnst (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-15-11 08:31 AM Response to Original message |
10. Because women won't be running for office, due to all the kids they will have |
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gkhouston (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-15-11 08:44 AM Response to Original message |
14. Has anyone followed the links and checked out the certificate? |
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Javaman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-15-11 08:49 AM Response to Original message |
15. Wanted: RNC/GOP pecker checker. |
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mikeytherat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-15-11 08:56 AM Response to Original message |
17. Why I am I reminded of Gregory Hines' scene from "History of the World: Part 1"? |
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sinkingfeeling (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-15-11 09:27 AM Response to Original message |
18. Guess my son, born in 1970, can never run for President. No 'long form' or ceremonial form from the |
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mikeytherat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-15-11 09:30 AM Response to Reply #18 |
19. If he's not circumcised, he's already got the "long form." |
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woodsprite (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-15-11 10:18 AM Response to Reply #19 |
20. I think the GOP should be retitled HOB |
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