A sure fire way to tell a teabagger is lying.

[William769]

Their lips are moving.

[madokie]

1. Hell that line is older than I am

and I'm older than a big, big ass tree.

[HopeHoops]

2. My wife uses her late dad's line - "older than dirt".

[RC]

5. I may not be older than dirt, but I do remember when dirt was clean.

[HopeHoops]

11. Yeah, it is pretty dirty now. Read on...

She's used that line with her kindergarten class when one of them asks how old she is. If they press, she answers, "I'm 47."

The few that have a fairly good grasp of numbers always gasp - "Man, THAT'S OLD!"

To her credit, she still gets carded once in a while.

[FormerDittoHead]

3. I remember falling off that dinosaur myself. Can I get my 'click' back? n/t

[PBS Poll-435]

6. :=)

[madokie]

12. That one may have a few on me though

my guess is anyway :-) :hi:

[izquierdista]

4. His sign is spelled right?

[HughBeaumont]

7. Nobody brought a folding chair or a porta-john!

[Solomon]

8. Why did I open this thread expecting a different

punch line? LOL

[OffWithTheirHeads]

9. Hell, the Dead Sea wasn"t even sick when that line was written.

[Keith Bee]

10. Wow

:puke:

[11 Bravo]

13. Did you make that up yourself?