My theory is that Palin had 11 other children but murdered them and ate them all

[Bucky]

If you try and dispute that this scandal doesn't make sense or has no credible evidence to back it up, or if you call me a conspiracy theorist when in fact I am a conspiracy exposer, then you're just not adequately anti-Palin. In fact, if you insist on pointing out the so-called utter ridiculousness of my beliefs and attempt to apply your so-called "logic" to point out how baseless my accusations are, you're probably a Re-pube-lickkkon stooge, or a full time paid staffer of the Koch Brothers hired to disrupt DU.

Your irrational vitriol is entirely inadequate to stop the GeSSStapo Boots marching down our Main Streets even as we type. You're a coward or an enemy. We MUST stop Palin now with batshit crazy rumors; it is the only thing that can save our democracy!!!1!

[Blue Owl]

1. Occam's Razor

n/t

[Bucky]

4. Yes, that's what she filleted the babies with. Before she ate them. With ketchup.

While wearing a "Satan is my Rock Star" tee-shirt.







































On a plane from Texas.

















None of my comments in this thread are meant as factual statements.


 

[Lone_Star_Dem]

22. Ketchup is for amateurs. She doused those babies down with Tabasco and a touch of horseradish.

I know this to be a fact. I read it on a blog link sent to me by my elderly mother. My elderly mother would not spread lies. Thus, it is a fact.

Palin is a cannibal of the worst kind. A pediocannibal with a taste for spicy condiments. It's disgusting.

[Marie Marie]

26. I have paid people on the ground right now in Alaska investigating this

and they tell me it is unbelievable what they are finding.

[Snoutport]

33. such a sleuth! but the pictures kinda show she IS lying.

[ZombieHorde]

31. The worst kind of cannibal is an abstaining one. nt

[Snoutport]

32. Fools. She ate them raw and wiggling.

[Drale]

2. I think 11 is low balling it

[Blue Meany]

3. Well I wouldn't jump to conclusions, but she hasn't denied it...n/t

[Wait Wut]

5. DAMN!

Ya figgered it out! Guess I'll call up Sarah and teller she can give the lil bugger back to his real mama grizzleeeeeeeeee.

:tinfoilhat:

[Bucky]

7. Oh God! I never realized this before. Trig isn't a special needs child. He's a shaved grizzly cub!

That whole "mama grizzly" routine was really a Freudian slip! Trig is her Bonzo!!

[Wait Wut]

11. !!!!!!!

:spray:

[sketchy]

6. LOL!!

Let's stop being such hugh morans about this silly rumor, eh? Life is too short. (I mean to say I agree with Bucky, just to make that clear.)

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[Forkboy]

9. That's fucking stupid.

It was just 9 kids. Duh.

[ohiosmith]

24. You're forgetting the two sets of twins.

[Kurovski]

10. Sounds reasonable.

Especially when you listen to Sarah's overall world view. I mean, how far is it from "dog eat dog" to "honey, I ate the kids"?

[Bucky]

12. Mmmm... honey.

Honey on honeys.

[Kurovski]

16. And the names of those tender morsels of childhood?

1) Snak
2) Twix
3) Ding Dong
4) Dim Sum
5) Puff
6) Basil
7) Saute
8) Marmalade
9) Mornay
10) Popsicle
11) Olive

It's...it's just so fucking sad. :cry:

[provis99]

13. calm down, dude.

Palin will be able to survive and prosper without you defending her honor.

[Bucky]

14. I don't know which is funnier

that this thread is being unrec'd by anti-Palin-rumor idiots who think my OP is serious... or by the pro-Palin-rumor idiots who think I'm making fun of them.

[Incitatus]

15. She also raped and murdered a girl in 1990. nt

[Kurovski]

17. ...and ate her.

[liberal N proud]

18. It makes as much sense as the drivel we have heard from her.

[greendog]

19. My theory is Kathy Nickolaus found Palin's eleven extra babies...

...and Scott Walker fed them to the Koch Brothers for dinner.

[baldguy]

20. "Sarah made the best sausage in Wasilla!"

[jmowreader]

21. I am going to call you a damn liar. You know you're a damn liar. Admit it.

Y'see, if Sarah Palin would have gone into mass production of babies instead of being Boss Hogg with Lipstick, she'd only be five behind the Duggars. The Duggars got a TV show that doesn't require Michelle to go out on a fishing boat and beat halibut brains in. The Duggars got a house that didn't require arm-twisting Spenard Building Supplies. No one calls Michelle Duggar Quitterella. The Duggars have a lifestyle Sarah Palin can only dream of, and it only takes fifteen more kids than Sarah has to accomplish it.

Birthing, murdering and eating children is contrary to all Sarah's dreams, so she wouldn't do it.

Her murdering and eating YOUR children is a different story.

[Kurovski]

27. Now I don't know what to think!

[RagAss]

23. This was not meant to be a factual statement.

[pipi_k]

25. I know this is meant as satire of some sort..

but as the mom of a baby who died in infancy, I'm kind of not finding it amusing.

Especially the comment about sausage.

:(

[Kurovski]

28. That's a terrible sorrow, and yet the world keeps turning.

definitely Don't go to see Sweeney Todd.

Many people with children who survived won't like it either. That's how it goes.

This is an online forum with thousands of members, not a gathering in your living room.

I have sorrows too. we all do.

Take care.

[joeybee12]

29. You are so full of s**t...

It was only 6 children, because six is the sign of SATAN!

[ZombieHorde]

30. "Palin had 11 other children but murdered them and ate them all"

This is the most respectable thing she has ever done.

[Snoutport]

34. are you saying she is a zombie perhaps?

[ZombieHorde]

35. If she starts to smell better, then she has probably turned into a zombie. nt

[anneboleyn]

36. Tee hee. Conspiracy "exposer," you figured out the conspiracy against Palin conspiracies!

[Contrary1]

37. #Not Intended To Be A Factual Statement

That's all. :hi:

[struggle4progress]

38. It wasn't eleven, it was seven, and two of the incidents were just unfortunate accidents: my

brother's sister-in-law works at a place where the boss used to know somebody who lived in the next town over from the Palin family, so I got the straight scoop on this

[HopeHoops]

39. Nah. She doesn't actually eat what she kills. She just hunts for the fun of it.

And shooting wolves out of a helicopter just sounds like SO much fun.