What would happen if "pastor" Terry Jones and Phelps' bunch came into contact?

[Archae]

Would they just vanish, leaving no trace behind?

[bluestateguy]

1. Phelps supported Jones at first

but after Jones chickened out of the Koran burning the first time, Westboro started denouncing him.

[MilesColtrane]

2. I'm guessing mutual masturbation.

[madinmaryland]

5. + something really gross.

:puke:

[applegrove]

3. They would clash. Two loudmouths never want to share the same airspace.

[Supply Side Jesus]

4. There can only be ONE!!!!!

fight to the death!!

[grillo7]

6. A black hole? Could have saved some money building the Hadron Collider...n/t

[Marcel]

7. The Universe would collapse into a space-time rift.

[Keith Bee]

8. Hot Man-on-Man Action!

C'mon, we all know these Bible-thumpers are way back in the closet!

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

9. The fabric of space-time would begin to fall apart...

It would begin to expand exponentially, destroying everything in its wake.

Of course we would be okay since that would only affect Phelps, Jones and all of their kind (super wierdo fundies). Luckily those of us that remain would then live out the rest of our days in the bliss of not being pestered by them anymore.

Also, Odin and the other Gods will come down and beat the Repugs over the head in an attempt to change their ways...








Wait, sorry that would never happen...






The Repugs wouldn't change their ways even then.

[dmallind]

10. Why the airquotes? NTS much? nt

[TheCowsCameHome]

11. The world would suddenly be a better place

no matter who lost.

[pintobean]

12. Spontaneous combustion.

[WatsonT]

13. They'd all turn gay

and convert to Islam.

[pipi_k]

14. The two respective brain cells would fight for dominance n/t

[Arkana]

15. End of the world.