Where's the certificate??

[RadiationTherapy]

I'm not saying he didn't die and resurrect. I'm not saying he isn't qualified. I'm just saying I would like to see a death certificate. That's all. Where's the certificate??


Hahaha. Any holiday that diminishes the fear of death is good with me. Happy Easter!

[bluesbassman]

1. The Archangel Gabriel released a statement today...

"I was very close to the family, and was there at for the birth. He was definitely born in Bethlehem."

Well you gotta take an Archangel's word, right? :)

Happy Easter!


spelling edit. bbm

[proud2BlibKansan]

2. Death certificate, not birth certificate

[Morning Dew]

3. The grandmother said

that he died in Kenya and she witnessed it. Don't know why they placed the death notice in the Jerusalem papers, though.

Suspicious.

[Zorra]

4. Here's a copy. The original was burned by RW conservatives during the Inquisition.

And when Jesus had cried out again in a loud voice, he gave up his spirit. At that moment the curtain of the temple was torn in two from top to bottom. The earth shook and the rocks split. The tombs broke open and the bodies of many holy people who had died were raised to life. They came out of the tombs, and after Jesus' resurrection they went into the holy city and appeared to many people.
Matthew 27:50-53