This post is not about Donald Trump or Obama

[JohnnyRingo]

It's about something humerous I read on "that other site'. I refuse to include a link.

Read between the lines on this one and see what you think actually happened:


Lawyer(s) needed to defend freeper from apartment mgrs who have political reasons to get rid of me.
4/27/2011

I just received a notice of intention to terminate my rental agreement for the the following reason

/Section 4 of the Crime Free Multi Housing addendum: Resident, occupants and occupant's guests shall not engage in any act of violence or threat of violence, including but not limited to the unlawful display or discharge of a firearm, a racial slur, a hate crime or any property damage on or off the leased premises.

This all started occurring a couple of weeks ago when new neighbors had a loud party which lasted past 3:30 PM in the apt next to mine. I called the police they came and shut them down.One week later the same thing happened and at 1:30PM I again called the police to shut down the noise coming from that apt.

The occupent of that apt also parks half way into my parking spot making it virtually impossible to get in and out of my vehicle where as SHE doesn't use half of her parking spot (She parks at a 45 degree angle.)

I need advice or the name of a good attorney to represent these things because it is well known that at least 2 of the managers are Obama followers, and I happen to have a anti Obama sticker on my car.
None of the charges are true and my neighbors can all attest to the fact that the people in that apt were waking people up both nights. Many of these people lived 2 apt buildings away where I am right next door.
I heard not one person say anything about race only that they were falling down drunk in the parking lot in additions to swearing at the top of their voices and just making noise late (very late) into the evening.

can any of you freepers help or give me more than mere condolances but rather help in this matter.
I live in Chandler Arizona if that helps and am a disabled vet.
Thanks

[moriah]

1. 3:30 in the afternoon is a reasonable time to be noisy.

And if they go to bed by then, uh, maybe they need to be in a retirement home and not an apartment complex.

Edit: unless they work nights. But I worked nights and slept days and while I might have cussed about my neighbors being loud (a lot) I never bothered *them*.... it's me that was the one who was ass-backwards. ;)

[Luminous Animal]

3. I am pretty sure the guy is confusing AM with PM. Most likely he thinks that if it is dark outside

it must be PM.

[Luminous Animal]

2. Hmmm. I suspect that his neighbors are not white.

As an aside, the dude needs to learn the difference between AM and PM.

[JohnnyRingo]

6. It's true he claims a typo (several times) and I suspect his neighbors are non-whites.

While it's odd that the mgrs mention "violence" and "hate speech", I figure if he get thrown out of the building, it "more time for Barney Frank".

It's possible he's using a soft spot on the site while pointedly mentioning his status as a veteran for internet panhandling. I wonder if he knows how notoriously thrifty conservatives are when it comes to hard luck cases.

[GReedDiamond]

4. It figures that a FReeper...

...would not know "AM" from "PM."

[tularetom]

5. Only a freeper

Could fuck up a perfectly normal and reasonable request (that his neighbors try to hold the noise down) by imparting a political and/or racial motive to it.

And yes I think the dumbass has confused AM with PM but that's nowhere near the problem that his paranoia is.

He might get some freep mall lawyer to handle his case, but he won't prevail.

[NYC_SKP]

7. Excellent. Operation "Annoy the Freeper is 3-F" in Chandler, AZ, is Going Exactly as Planned.

Good work, Comrades!


:P

[JohnnyRingo]

8. Hahahahahahahahahaha

Hahahahahahaha
I should have known it was you.
:toast:

On edit: Now that I got a drink of juice and wiped the laughter tears out of my eyes, I have to say that I posted this to give an outlet of relief for the day's obsession with Trump, but you exceeded my hopes with the funniest thing I've heard all day. Thanks.