Seinfeld Calls Trump ‘God’s Gift to Comedy’

[mucifer]

Jerry Seinfeld thinks Donald Trump is a joke. Or, to be more precise, Seinfeld thinks Trump is just about the greatest source of material for comedians who has ever lived.


http://xfinitytv.comcast.net/blogs/2011/celebrities/seinfeld-calls-trump-gods-gift-to-comedy/?cmpid=FCST_tvnews

[Ichingcarpenter]

1. late night jokes so far

"If Donald Trump wins, my guess is America will look a lot like it did in 'Back to the Future 2,' when Biff was in charge." –Jimmy Kimmel


"In an exclusive interview with the Christian Broadcasting Network Donald Trump said 'I believe in god.' But of course Donald thought he was talking about himself." –Jay Leno

"Donald Trump is attacking President Obama's background. And I said, 'Wait a minute, Trump also is from a mixed background. He's half jack and half ass.'" –David Letterman


"Stupid presidents, smart presidents, white presidents, black presidents -- doesn't work! What this country needs is a crazy Third World dictator. And Donald Trump has what it takes to be that. He's already got a plane with his name on it, solid gold buildings, a harem..." –Lewis Black, on Donald Trump


"This is what I've been waiting for my whole life. A President who's not afraid to tell the truth about being a lying a**hole." –Lewis Black


"Donald Trump said he can't make a final decision about whether he will run for president or not until this season of 'Celebrity Apprentice' is over. Which is maybe the best excuse from a guy who might run for the presidency ever -- I am unable to decide on whether or not I will run for President until I decide whether Latoya Jackson or Jose Canseco will be my new Apprentice." –Jimmy Kimmel


More at link:
http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/celebrities/a/Donald-Trump-Jokes.htm

[Gidney N Cloyd]

3. Boy, no one can telegraph a punchline like Leno.

[tridim]

4. Oh man, that Back To the Future II joke is spot on

Trump IS rich Biff.

[Ichingcarpenter]

6. Yes the Biff one I put up first on my list

The Leno one I only did because I tried to imagine
Trump with Pat Robertson.

Many of the others at the link are decent too.

[Bigmack]

2. Imagine what Carlin would have said! nt

[athenasatanjesus]

5. Nobody will ever beat out Sarah Palin in this category.

Tho Trump is a joke,god gift wrapped Sarah Palin to the worlds comedians.