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Enter stage left's JournalIt is time for President Zelenski to tell Putin...
If you attack civilians or any civilian targets in Kiev ONE MORE TIME...
We will aim all of our resources at the ports and energy infrastructure in St Petersburg!
Putin was from St Petersburg, let him worry about that.
St. Petersburg is the port that does almost 90% of Russian transportation, according to some accounts.
How do you console a english teacher?
There, Their, They're.
P.S. I'd be willing to bet over 50% of magats couldn't pick the correct spelling to put in a sentence.
And if you explained to them, those words are called "homophones", they'd think you were talking about the LGBTQ community. Idiots, all of them!
I thought I had bad news from my doctor when she told me I only had 3 months to live...
I asked her, "3 months?"
She said I'm sorry but that's the diagnosis.
It sounded bad, but I said, then I choose these 3 months!
Month 1...the month Mitch McConnell dies!
Month 2...the month Donald Trump dies!
Month 3...the month all of Trumps sycophants and ass kissers are found guilty in a court proceeding like Nuremberg, and shot or hanged!
Then I could die happy.
You really don't want to fuck with old people, we didn't get this old by being stupid...
Except for Donwad t Rump, he is really, really fucking stupid.
And old!
I wonder if the people paying $300 for a colon cleanse, even know about...
Taco Bells $4.95 meal?
FYI...I like Taco Bell, eat there regularly, and have never had a problem with their food.
Trump says "There's away you can do that" when talking about his third term...
There's also a "way you can do that" that tRump NEVER finishes his second term!
Just saying.
Make sure your kilt is short enough to do a jig, but long enough...
To hide your lucky charms!
Happy St Patrick's day, everyone!
Be decisive, the road of life is paved...
With flat squirrels who couldn't make up their minds.
The only thing I hear is Darth Vader's voice saying...
"Welcome to the DARK SIDE Chuck!
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Name: Ray MGender: Male
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