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The noise from the fireworks was bad enough, then I get this in my weather app...

Action Recommended
Avoid the subject event as per the instructions
Issued By
Topeka - KS, US, National Weather Service
Affected Area
Lyon County
...Very Unhealthy Air Quality Sunday Morning...

Stagnant air and light winds have caused thick smoke from Saturday night fireworks to be trapped near the surface, causing unhealthy to very unhealthy air conditions across much of northeast Kansas. Conditions are expected to improve after 8 to 10 AM as increased atmospheric mixing allows for the dispersion of the smoke. Those with respiratory concerns should avoid outdoor exposure until conditions improve later this morning.


My lady just found this on Craigslist,



Ok,these folk owe me a cuppa coffee...

For those of you with some spare time on a Friday night...

Here's a treat...

The Grateful Dead Movie, 7:30 pm (I'm assuming that's eastern time zone)

A bit of humor for today...

I just tried to e-file my information

To sign up for a stimulus check at the IRS website, what a clusterfuck! I filled out the forms but it won't let me file them,I get SSI as my only form of income and the IRS websites are about as clear as mud as to whether I need to file anything or not.I'm not clueless but I'm totally confused...can anyone clarify what I need to do,if anything.


Check this out...

I'm not able to copypasta a snip of this article but mask makers should read this!

Shop Towel Masks...

This is Cool, we have a Hollywood star from Emporia Ks.!


Check out the video!

Gawd...Teletrumpy sounds really creepy at the Prayer Breakfast. Nt

Ya'll know those new fangled "brighter" headlights...

My father in law and I got together and got my lady a better Van than the old Dodge she's been driving. Shaggy has 220,000 miles and is telling us the he's getting to that point in a vehicles life that it should be given a nice funeral.
So as Dad said he would pay for a replacement if I would find one I set out to find one.
What I found was a one owner 1990 Chevrolet G/20 "Heavy Half Ton" custom van with all the bells and whistles, new small block, new 4 speed automatic, completely rebuilt rear end, brakes, AC,new belts,hoses,radiator, nice chrome wheels, nice tires,run on synthetic oil its entire life, one of those once inna lifetime finds...drove 300 miles to look at it and bought it within ten minutes of first laying eyes on it. Really nice truck!
So tonight we go out for dinner and it gets dark while we are eating, we go out to head home and I pop on the lights...


I swear this thing lights up a 1/2 mile of road on low beam...we drive through town trying not to reduce people's retinas to rubble, cut down the back Streets cuz I think that the headlights are not lined up right,stop to check, yup they are correctly aligned, hit the two laner that heads outta town hit the Hi-Beams and I swear you could land a 747 with these things!!
Now I understand why folk like these,to quote Darrell Waltrip..."I Never have Seen Anything Like This In My Life"
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