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(15,064 posts)Kablooie
(18,637 posts)has long been reserved! Section 205, 1st row. The stadium of hell awaits. See you there!
gopiscrap
(23,762 posts)Orange Free State
(611 posts)....are already there and have been for years.
democratisphere
(17,235 posts)cbreezen
(694 posts)you decide to hang with the sinners rather than cry with the saints.
AJT
(5,240 posts)GReedDiamond
(5,313 posts)From the Dept of Redundancy Dept...
I am several of those "things," but I'm not saying which.
colorado_ufo
(5,737 posts)Doreen
(11,686 posts)Squinch
(50,977 posts)dchill
(38,511 posts)rpannier
(24,330 posts)They're usually on that list. Along with Jews, Buddists, Hindus and Unitarians.
Grave digging tap dancers and Zen Baptists are missing as well
dchill
(38,511 posts)rpannier
(24,330 posts)How could I have ever forgotten such an oppressed group
Thanks for the reminder
Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin
(108,100 posts)Anyone who works on the holy day's gots to be evil.
FSogol
(45,504 posts)Laffy Kat
(16,385 posts)rpannier
(24,330 posts)Sailor65x1
(554 posts)I like lewd women!
eppur_se_muova
(36,274 posts)JimGinPA
(14,811 posts)At first I thought they were the only ones on that list who really didn't belong there, but then I realized that whenever I look at a newspaper I always check the horoscope, so the hell with it, let them come along too.
syringis
(5,101 posts)As we'll all end up there, body heat will drastically reduce energy bill...
JohnnyRingo
(18,638 posts)Guess which one was me.
syringis
(5,101 posts)Sounds also like hell is a really fun place
So much nice people will end there.
AllaN01Bear
(18,307 posts)Last edited Sat Dec 23, 2017, 12:50 PM - Edit history (1)
loved the paraphraze " and mormons on edit: i was held back a bit in public grade school so i was sent to a fundie baptist day school where i lived . big mistake . i was punished and had hands layied upon without my permission and sent home with the "black sin of the devil". ( imitates old style phongraph record needle being scraped on record ) back into public school i went. so i think that entitles me to the express check in line . but wait, didnt jesus sit with the deplorabes of his day? prostotutes , tax collecters , gasp , non jews ?
Turbineguy
(37,359 posts)we didn't need to elect Trump after all?
annabanana
(52,791 posts)So, Thursday.
Ligyron
(7,637 posts)PJMcK
(22,038 posts)God says, "Love me and worship me or fry in hell because I love you."
(Apologies to George Carlin).
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)underpants
(182,848 posts)HopeAgain
(4,407 posts)Are putting us all through hell...
samnsara
(17,625 posts)marble falls
(57,136 posts)eppur_se_muova
(36,274 posts)They'll never be heard from again.
marble falls
(57,136 posts)Throck
(2,520 posts)rurallib
(62,432 posts)If I try to sneak out I'll just get sent back.
WhiteTara
(29,719 posts)go to town!
2naSalit
(86,690 posts)lewd men and what about ankle biters?
rzemanfl
(29,565 posts)So hard to work with.... See y'all in hell.
DinahMoeHum
(21,801 posts)GoCubsGo
(32,086 posts)Go Cubs! Let's go Hawks! Pass me the Lagunitas Little Sumpin' Sumpin'!
NotASurfer
(2,153 posts)Nobody's gonna slow me down...
Good soundtrack for the trip
spanone
(135,855 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,450 posts)mreilly
(2,120 posts).... does this mean I get a better suite when I get to hell? C'mon, I want my upgrade!
mountain grammy
(26,637 posts)Damn, do you need all 11 to get in?
D_Master81
(1,822 posts)what is more entertaining here, rebellious women or sports nuts?
mcar
(42,356 posts)Women surrounded them chanting "love trumps hate." They slinked away.
NurseJackie
(42,862 posts)... do we get a better seat?
ck4829
(35,078 posts)left-of-center2012
(34,195 posts)Guess I'm safe.
I eat popcorn while watching sports.
AwakeAtLast
(14,132 posts)RKP5637
(67,112 posts)Binkie The Clown
(7,911 posts)Alice11111
(5,730 posts)irisblue
(33,009 posts)better not say which ones...
Ferrets are Cool
(21,108 posts)Generic Brad
(14,275 posts)They love us all so much they feel the need to give us a warning. How thoughtful of them!
shanti
(21,675 posts)Don't forget that!
MrScorpio
(73,631 posts)steve2470
(37,457 posts)lpbk2713
(42,763 posts)I don't stand a chance. The odds are against me.
JDC
(10,130 posts)johnp3907
(3,732 posts)Codeine
(25,586 posts)Someone should call the authorities.
jmowreader
(50,561 posts)Is there a scorecard? If you're, say, a rebellious and lewd woman who smokes marijuana, enjoys watching the Mariners lose, and is a Jesus Mocking Atheist, are you more likely to go to hell than if you're just a homosexual astrologer?
Or do you only have to do one of those things to get into hell?
I gotta say, an eternity in the place of torment and damnation would be a lot more enjoyable than one spent with whoever made that banner. Besides, I read the Inferno and I seem to be bound for Limbo - the place where good people who weren't Christians get to go. It seems to be pretty nice there; lots of green fields and kittens, and no fundamentalist Christians.
raven mad
(4,940 posts)LOL! Love this one!
Captain Stern
(2,201 posts)I consider the folks that would make that poster to be a bitter enemy, however I find it encouraging that I can still find a small parcel of common ground with them.....our hatred of astrologers.
I guess it's just that old Christmas magic kicking in to teach us all that there is at least some good in everyone.
NightWatcher
(39,343 posts)Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin
(108,100 posts)And I always thought Russell Wilson and Steve Largent were devout Christians. I'm glad I was warned.
ck4829
(35,078 posts)GallopingGhost
(2,404 posts)in your signture...wonder if it's available as a bumper sticker? Will have to check.
Perfect.
RKP5637
(67,112 posts)AJT
(5,240 posts)as we have recently seen.
Turbineguy
(37,359 posts)Methodists!
Kirk Lover
(3,608 posts)subway station.
NCTraveler
(30,481 posts)lindysalsagal
(20,713 posts)Geesh- I'm an under achiever!