Sears: The place to shop for the bear necessities

[Scuba]

http://www.wpxi.com/news/news/100-pound-bear-wanders-pittsburgh-mills-mall/nPzn9/

PITTSBURGH — The Pittsburgh Mills Mall was evacuated late Saturday night after a 200-pound bear wandered into an entrance vestibule.

Officials said the bear was near the entrance to Sears department store.

Wildlife officers and Sears employees stood at the store's entrance doors for two hours to try and keep the bear contained in the area.

If you go to the link you'll see that the bear gained 100 pounds between the title and the first paragraph! Any shoppers missing???

[blue neen]

1. Poor bear.

It's probably just trying to get away from the Marcellus Shale blast furnace wells in that area.

[agent46]

2. We have encroached

on every possible habitat. We are forcing wildlife into our urban centers because they have nowhere else to go. Capitalism rules. America - we're number one!

[Warpy]

3. Aw, it's just a baby!

It's a dangerous baby, but still a baby.

[LeftofObama]

4. Poor baby!

S/he just wandered a little off course. Didn't mean to scare anybody.

[sadbear]

5. If only there were more CCL's at that mall.

What? Too soon?

[loli phabay]

6. saw on today running across 66 in nova, both of us got the crap scared outta us.

[AnnieBW]

7. That's Near My Cousin!

I'll have to ask him if he's seen any bears around his neighborhood.

[NV Whino]

8. I was wondering just how they determined its weight inthe first place.

[AtomicKitten]

9. Looks like a juvenile.

Game officials tranquilized the bear and said they have relocated the animal.

Authorities said the bear was captured and no injuries were reported.

Not sure I believe this and-he-lived-happily-ever-after bit. It would be so unlike what usually happens when the police, a critter, and guns are involved.