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Mon Dec 25, 2017, 09:52 AM

Christmas Bonus: Please come CAPTION this Quartet of Derangements!!!!




Ivanka is thinking: "I've just got to remember to keep somebody between us."

Melania is thinking: "He better not try to hold my hand again this week. . . . He's already three-and-a-half over his quota."

Donald Trump is thinking: "If it's in a skirt . . ."

The Pope is thinking: "I'd rather be left alone in a room with rabid ferrets."

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Reply Christmas Bonus: Please come CAPTION this Quartet of Derangements!!!! (Original post)
skip fox Dec 2017 OP
RKP5637 Dec 2017 #1
treestar Dec 2017 #2
Scarsdale Dec 2017 #3
skip fox Dec 2017 #6
dalton99a Dec 2017 #4
krispos42 Dec 2017 #5
krispos42 Dec 2017 #7
skip fox Dec 2017 #8

Response to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Dec 25, 2017, 09:56 AM

1. "I ended humanity, why isn't everyone smiling and having a parade?" n/t

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Dec 25, 2017, 09:59 AM

2. I am making black great again

I'll get the entire black vote in 2020! And the Pope loves me, believe me!

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Dec 25, 2017, 10:00 AM

3. Bubble thoughts over heads.

Ivanka" I am SO beautiful, I will enhance this photo. Maleria: What the HELL is this bitch doing here. Isn't she a pretend Jew? Donnie Two Scoops: This will show what a Christian guy I am Pope: If he tries grabbing ME by the "you know what" my guards will shoot the s-o-b. Will this photo be part of their Christmas card greetings, I wonder? Looks like a Mafia funeral.

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Response to Scarsdale (Reply #3)

Mon Dec 25, 2017, 10:04 AM

6. sweet (times four)

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Dec 25, 2017, 10:00 AM

4. "Damn demons. Quick, somebody get me the prayer book"

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Dec 25, 2017, 10:04 AM

5. Pope Francis

"Rapture me now! Okay, now! Now! Now! NowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNow..."

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Dec 25, 2017, 10:07 AM

7. Fanta Menace

"I'm taller than this Pope guy, bigly!"

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Dec 25, 2017, 10:10 AM

8. D.T. continues:

Trump is "thinking": "They're lucky to be in the same country as I am, much less the same room!"

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