Mon Dec 25, 2017, 09:52 AM
skip fox (19,102 posts)
Christmas Bonus: Please come CAPTION this Quartet of Derangements!!!!![]() Ivanka is thinking: "I've just got to remember to keep somebody between us." Melania is thinking: "He better not try to hold my hand again this week. . . . He's already three-and-a-half over his quota." Donald Trump is thinking: "If it's in a skirt . . ." The Pope is thinking: "I'd rather be left alone in a room with rabid ferrets."
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Author | Time | Post |
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skip fox | Dec 2017 | OP |
RKP5637 | Dec 2017 | #1 | |
treestar | Dec 2017 | #2 | |
Scarsdale | Dec 2017 | #3 | |
skip fox | Dec 2017 | #6 | |
dalton99a | Dec 2017 | #4 | |
krispos42 | Dec 2017 | #5 | |
krispos42 | Dec 2017 | #7 | |
skip fox | Dec 2017 | #8 |
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Mon Dec 25, 2017, 09:56 AM
RKP5637 (64,489 posts)
1. "I ended humanity, why isn't everyone smiling and having a parade?" n/t
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Mon Dec 25, 2017, 09:59 AM
treestar (80,844 posts)
2. I am making black great again
I'll get the entire black vote in 2020! And the Pope loves me, believe me!
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Response to skip fox (Original post)
Mon Dec 25, 2017, 10:00 AM
Scarsdale (9,426 posts)
3. Bubble thoughts over heads.
Ivanka" I am SO beautiful, I will enhance this photo. Maleria: What the HELL is this bitch doing here. Isn't she a pretend Jew? Donnie Two Scoops: This will show what a Christian guy I am Pope: If he tries grabbing ME by the "you know what" my guards will shoot the s-o-b. Will this photo be part of their Christmas card greetings, I wonder? Looks like a Mafia funeral.
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Response to Scarsdale (Reply #3)
Mon Dec 25, 2017, 10:04 AM
skip fox (19,102 posts)
6. sweet (times four)
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Response to skip fox (Original post)
Mon Dec 25, 2017, 10:00 AM
dalton99a (73,750 posts)
4. "Damn demons. Quick, somebody get me the prayer book"
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Response to skip fox (Original post)
Mon Dec 25, 2017, 10:04 AM
krispos42 (49,440 posts)
5. Pope Francis
"Rapture me now! Okay, now! Now! Now! NowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNow..."
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Response to skip fox (Original post)
Mon Dec 25, 2017, 10:07 AM
krispos42 (49,440 posts)
7. Fanta Menace
"I'm taller than this Pope guy, bigly!"
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Response to skip fox (Original post)
Mon Dec 25, 2017, 10:10 AM
skip fox (19,102 posts)
8. D.T. continues:
Trump is "thinking": "They're lucky to be in the same country as I am, much less the same room!"
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