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skip fox

(19,361 posts)
Mon Dec 25, 2017, 10:52 AM Dec 2017

Christmas Bonus: Please come CAPTION this Quartet of Derangements!!!!

Ivanka is thinking: "I've just got to remember to keep somebody between us."

Melania is thinking: "He better not try to hold my hand again this week. . . . He's already three-and-a-half over his quota."

Donald Trump is thinking: "If it's in a skirt . . ."

The Pope is thinking: "I'd rather be left alone in a room with rabid ferrets."
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Christmas Bonus: Please come CAPTION this Quartet of Derangements!!!! (Original Post) skip fox Dec 2017 OP
"I ended humanity, why isn't everyone smiling and having a parade?" n/t RKP5637 Dec 2017 #1
I am making black great again treestar Dec 2017 #2
Bubble thoughts over heads. Scarsdale Dec 2017 #3
sweet (times four) skip fox Dec 2017 #6
"Damn demons. Quick, somebody get me the prayer book" dalton99a Dec 2017 #4
Pope Francis krispos42 Dec 2017 #5
Fanta Menace krispos42 Dec 2017 #7
D.T. continues: skip fox Dec 2017 #8


(82,383 posts)
2. I am making black great again
Mon Dec 25, 2017, 10:59 AM
Dec 2017

I'll get the entire black vote in 2020! And the Pope loves me, believe me!


(9,426 posts)
3. Bubble thoughts over heads.
Mon Dec 25, 2017, 11:00 AM
Dec 2017

Ivanka" I am SO beautiful, I will enhance this photo. Maleria: What the HELL is this bitch doing here. Isn't she a pretend Jew? Donnie Two Scoops: This will show what a Christian guy I am Pope: If he tries grabbing ME by the "you know what" my guards will shoot the s-o-b. Will this photo be part of their Christmas card greetings, I wonder? Looks like a Mafia funeral.


(49,445 posts)
5. Pope Francis
Mon Dec 25, 2017, 11:04 AM
Dec 2017

"Rapture me now! Okay, now! Now! Now! NowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNowNow..."

skip fox

(19,361 posts)
8. D.T. continues:
Mon Dec 25, 2017, 11:10 AM
Dec 2017

Trump is "thinking": "They're lucky to be in the same country as I am, much less the same room!"

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