An I.Q. greater than warmed-over turtle soup! . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

Donald ("Who are you going to believe, your h*rdon or your head?" )Trump is saying: "I certainly don't want to undercut Mueller's bogus investigation-slash-witch-hunt, but I wonder why we are expected to trust the F.B.I. anyway? . . . Just because they caught a couple spies in the past (and that was with the C.I.A., by the way. . . I'm just saying)? . . . Or maybe we're expected to trust them because majority of people generally like large figures like J. Edgar Hoover, even though he wore women's panties and liked someone always hanging on his agenda, if you know what I mean. . . . Who could trust a guy like that? . . . And they're always messing up kidnappings except on t.v. and in the movies and in those self-serving books they write about themselves after their pathetic careers are over and they've got nothing better to do than harassing conservatives, this time at town halls and in public parks and write crappy books and letters to the editor with terrible grammar, because they don't always have a ghost writer. . . . It's all like an excuse for defrauding the government for twenty years or more. . . . I mean, I don't want to undermine them, but . . "