And I thought I cheated (just a little when I played golf)

[busterbrown]

This guy is out of his mind..Just look at his swing.. for Christ's sakes.

http://www.msnbc.com/all-in/watch/how-trump-gets-those-great-golf-scores-1072243267809

[Eliot Rosewater]

1. Says he shoots a 73, I can assure you he has NEVER done that.

Not even on a miniature golf course.

Graham you lying fucking piece of shit. I am getting angry again.

I bet Hitler didnt even play golf but also shot a 73, eh Lindsay?

It is so sick that we are even discussing someone who belongs in prison and has belonged there for 40 years.

[ProfessorGAC]

4. I'm With You, Eliot!

Also, i've seen video of "it" putting. Head moving, hips moving, flipping the putterhead.

This guy would be lucky to shoot 73 for 12 holes.

He must take everything inside 12 feet as a gimmie, when out of 10 of those, he'd 3 putt twice and make none. That's 22 strokes instead of 10. Then a 73 becomes an 85, and that doesn't count any other cheating likely occurring.

[dhol82]

2. He probably thinks he could give the pros a bunch of tips

That swing is just

[lapfog_1]

3. Reminds me of Goldfinger...

probably has a caddy named Oddjob lurking around with a titanium edged bowler hat.

No one who plays and respects the game of golf should ever vote for this asshole.

[maranadem]

5. The idiot looks up before his club mskes contact with the ball

I’m surprised he doesn’t wiff every shot.
I’d doubt he ever breaks 200.

[world wide wally]

6. On a good day, he might shot a 93...

With a little (a lot) of luck.

[busterbrown]

13. Exactly I was a pretty good athlete?

But either your a golfer or not.. His swing looks like shit. His follow through looks like shit.. He's shit!

[Achilleaze]

7. This shit is costing US taxpayers millions of hard-earned tax dollars

the republicans are squandering our tax money on a freaking so-called "billionaire" lying golf goof offs. What a screw job.

Republicans are squandering our money. Give it back, you unrepentant a-holes. There are hungry people out there who need food. This is a sin.

[gratuitous]

8. Anthony Scaramucci says Trump may be the world's greatest athlete

Was it just July that the Mooch was praising Trump to the skies? It was!

http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/343190-scaramucci-makes-press-briefing-debut-as-communications-director

Scaramucci heaps praise on Trump in White House debut

Scaramucci also praised the president on his competitive nature and athletic skills.

"He's the most competitive person I've ever met, okay? I've seen this guy throw a dead spiral through a tire. I've seen him at Madison Square Garden with a top coat on, he's standing in the key and he's hitting foul shots and swishing them. He sinks 3-foot putts," he said.

That show-off Obama just went out and hit those three-pointers, but Trump had his lickspittle come out and attest to his prowess. So, who you gonna believe? Trump would show everyone, but he's just so gosh-darned modest!

[yallerdawg]

9. Just before the box truck started blocking the view...

yesterday we saw him drive his iron dead into the ground, the iron coming to a dead stop at his feet.

He is a fraud and a pathological liar.

To get others to go along is another entire level of abomination. 63,000,000 and counting?

[Brother Buzz]

10. It's the only game I know that you can call a penalty on yourself.........if you're honest

[unc70]

11. Trump has bad golf form in every aspect

His stance, swing, and follow through are suspect. Haven’t seen much of his chip shot or bunker work, but doubt it looks much better. The reported gimme calls on long putts probably pads his scores a stroke per hole. If his handicap were honest, he might shoot 73 with his handicap. My guess is that he is maybe a boogie golfer.

[JHB]

12. Its like an old safety training film, with Donal Duck...

...meticulously demonstrating everything not to do, and why.

[smirkymonkey]

14. What a pathetic little man!

He cheats at everything because he has such a flaccid little ...um, ego. He can't bear to think that he is not the greatest, smartest, best person at everything he does. I long for the day to see him publicly humiliated.

[DrDan]

15. he is trying to keep up with a true golfing great, Kim Jung-Un

Kim was also a star of the sporting arena. His biography claims that he first picked up a golf club in 1994, at North Korea's only golf course, and shot a 38-under par round that included no fewer than 11 holes in one.

Satisfied with his performance, he immediately declared his retirement from the sport.

https://www.google.com/search?source=hp&ei=CohHWpSyO8nqmAGR2o6ICg&q=nemesis&oq=nemesis&gs_l=psy-ab.3..0l8j0i131k1j0.391.2405.0.2872.8.7.0.0.0.0.196.840.1j6.7.0....0...1.1.64.psy-ab..1.7.838.0..46j0i46k1.0.uvPM65KctjU

[alphafemale]

16. How can he be so bad at something he does so much?

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Can you imagine trying to instruct that narcissist on anything?

[KelleyKramer]

17. No kidding, and his swing looks like crap!

This is the first time I have seen him actually swing... good grief, that swing could ugly the paint off the wall!